Wednesday, July 29, 2026

How to write A Sonnet. Comical poem 822 by Angela Lansbury.

William Shakespeare, who wrote sonnets.
 

A sonnet's an old basic rhyme

A,b,a,b is how you do it

Liked 'cos it doesn't take much time

Three four-line verses  - one couplet


The word sonnet sounds so grand

I taught English so understand

Son means sound or song, that’s all

And et, that simply means small


It's just three verses, very short

And can easily be taught

You can write it in just one hour

A simple message, just one thought


You sum up in the last short couplet

My message, we all can do it!

-ends-

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A Poet's Rapturous rap. Comical poem 821 by Angela Lansbury

 


Two books on songwriting. Photo by Angela Lansbury. Copyright.

I heard a singer improvise rap

And thought, we poets could do that

Fine minds did that in ancient times

Shout for the deaf, paint for the blind


A paid scribe wrote lovers' letters

Wrote praise of the loved, and sender

Instantly made each thought bettet

Helped urgent borrower, or lender


Even the stupid improvise

When caught out, quickly make up lies

In places where the old folk meet

Alzheimer's use rhymes, and repeat


I do not  need to sing in tune

 I'll get away with moon and June

I do not need to make a band

All that I ask is clap your hands.

-ends-

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Monday, July 27, 2026

Writers' Holiday. Comical Poem 820 by Angela Lansbury.

The Hayes Conference Centre. Rear View. August 2026. Photo by Angela Lansbury. Copyright.


The Hayes Conference Centre, bedroom in main house. Photo by Angela Lansbury. Copyright.


I drive up to the old house

Who is watching as I pass?

The old cows pause to glance at me

Still chewing on the tasty grass 


I stop to take a photo

Don't miss an opportunity

Though no poem nor prose yet planned

One day that could inspire me


In my mind many scenes are played

I'll write a feature, or a book

A best-seller, made into films

Magazine letter, modestly paid


I find a handy parking place

It's early, so I grab the space

I run inside the open door

And search for a familiar face


It's so good to be me

When you say you're glad to see me

I'm sure it's good to be you

When I say, 'I'm glad to see you, too!'


In the bedroom I unpack

My brand new dress bought to impress

Discover vital things I lack

I must make do 'til I go back


I must admit a year has passed

An older face looks from the glass

We've had days and friends, good and bad

Erase the mad, embrace the glad 


Circle the lounges in the break

And then sit down with chocolate cake

Delighted with new friends I'll make

Whilst handy tips I give and take


There's one gone I used to know

Gone to the place where old friends go

Ask mutual friends, 'D'you remember ...,' while

I see the ghost of her great smile


While strangers chat, some of them frown

Another calls, 'Come here, sit down!'

So this happy day is giving

New memories of those still living


I had to sit by a silent nerd

But he explained, glad to be heard

I exclaimed, 'Your head's full of value!'

And he was complimentary, too


In the hall I find an empty chair

The old piano stool is empty 

But somebody new sits down

Their pounding music fills the air


Sometimes I read, sometimes I write

The happy days turn into nights

I listen, late night scribble notes

I don't want to turn off the light


Until the day we pack to go

Say goodbye, wave, to those we know

To new friends, now firm friends, so dear

I promise, 'I'll be here next year!'

-ends-

Writers' Summer School at the Hayes, Swanwick, Derbyshire, England. 

People, now gone, who I remember: 

1The piano player; I bought his signed book. 

2 I miss Kim, who made a space for me on the sofa by moving up when others said no room. She looked me in the eye, and whispered conspiratorially, 'Some people are givers, some people are takers'. 

3 Tony Greenfield, the luminary statistician. His son, Lance, was still active in the Swanwick writers' scene long after Tony was gone.. 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tony_Greenfield

4 The helpful, knowledgeable, newbie nerd later became a valued committee member and is still always active. 

I changed some folks made you mad. Now others make you glad, too many syllables. I wrote this poem in 2025, and found it before setting off for Swanwick in 2026. Lance not there.

Sunday, July 26, 2026

Why Doesn't Somebody? Comical poem number 819 by Angela Lansbury

Why don't my dear old and new friends phone me?

Why don't friends hold a New Year's party?

Why doesn't someone ask me for coffee?

Why doesn't anybody think of me?


Three wastebins. Photo by Angela Lansbury. Copyright.

Who doesn't somebody empty waste bins?

Why doesn't someone clean the dirty floors?

Why doesn't somebody open windows?

Why doesn't someone lock front and back doors?


Why doesn't somebody start a business

One to give me useful. paid employment?

Why doesn't someone start a festival

Which would give everybody enjoyment?


Why doesn't somebody build a city?

Give the old and kids safe flats, downstairs rooms?

Why not balance the tides, rivers and rain?

Fill gardens with fruit, make the desert bloom?


What on earth was I put on this earth for?

Why don't I have more time, wealth and health?

Why wait? Why not start on my projects now?

The answer to all is inside myself.


Today I've just one thing to do

It's pass this message on to you.

-ends-

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Friday, July 24, 2026

Plenty More Fish In the Sea. Comical poem 818 by Angela Lansbury.

Wedding photo from 1976. Photo from Angela Lansbury. Copyright.


We got married so long ago

We've heard most of the jokes before

I've too many small size clothes to wear

He has lost most of his hair

 

There's plenty more fish in the sea

There must be one who would like me

Fraudsters and murderers can find

Somebody of the same mad mind


There must be somebody out there

With money, or debts, who'd like to share

I boasted, 'This year I wrote a book.'

My date sighed, 'I've not even read a book.'


I've had a lot of broken hearts

Lots of stalls, as well as false starts

Some I would rather not recall

Alas I can recall them all


Choose a romantic restaurant

Ask them for a romantic song

Dress to impress. Look your best

What could go wrong? All could go wrong


I had a date with a man from Reading

Although he'd come, he looked quite glum

I wondered where we were heading

He sniffed, 'My bride-to-be cancelled our wedding'


Another's depression was hard to hide

I wondered if I'd be his next bride

I asked, 'What happened to your last mate?'

He cried. 'She committed suicide!'


People look ar my marriage and saym

'We can't understand why you stay?'

I laugh, 'Plenty more fish, I've tried the lot

But decided to stay with what I've got!'

-ends-

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Wednesday, July 22, 2026

An Imaginary Angel Helped Tidy My House. Comical Poem 817 by Angela Lansbury.


Broom, dustpan, and waterproof apron featuring comical cats. Photo by Angela Lansbury.


Mess! I day-dreamed I had an angel

To tidy up my hopeless house

It worked whilst I dreamed at night

Like Beatrix Potter's helpful mouse


I woke and went around my house

Did a fearful quick inspection

I kicked things on the floor aside

Under their, start here, direction


After one minute, I did two

I saw there was so much to do

Told angel cleaner, 'I'll help you -

I'll just do this one small section


'While I'm at it, I'll clean the floor

And later I'll hoover some more.'

I'm impressed what lost things I find

Books sorted, could be found when blind


I'm sure you'd like to ask me

How to contact my angel friend?

And if they're free, you'll borrow one

Just read this note I'll gladly send


I did not need much reflection

On my room and task selection

But if you're tired and faint-hearted

The secret's simple. Get started


Imagine a helpful angel

Stands near, pointing the direction

Planning to return for photos,

Before and after inspection


What's heart-warming and impressive

Is how much, solo, I have done

Simply imagining we're two

'though all this work was done by one.

-ends-

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Mother's Smiling Face. Comical poem 816 by Angela Lansbury.

Netta Lansbury. Mother of Angela Lansbury. Photo from Angela Lansbury. Copyright.


 Everywhere I go, mother follows me

She smiles perpetually, encouraging me

Her face in photos on the wall

I won't forget that smile at all


I know I'm just daydreaming

I understand how to others it seems

The dead are still alive

And speak to you in dreams


I don't mope, nor cling to vain hope

But choose only happy memory

We lived a long life of laughter

Together, that's how we wanted it to be


So everywhere I see her face

Although she's in some other place

Her smile and laughter's still with me

As I preserve her memory.

-ends-

The Escape Part 2. Comical poem 815 by Angela Lansbury.


Babies wake alone, start screaming

Children play, wake neighbours, shouting

Their mother snatches sleep, dreaming

Why is no-one helping, listening?


Their Dad was reading about football

Admiring heroes who were brave

He ran down to the sandy beach

Then hid in his dark, silent cave


His daughter ran down after him

Called, 'Don't hide, Dad, you won't win

Don't stay here working on your own

With her! Your kids say, please come home!'


Parents did their duty voting

But the council didn't listen

Voters complained, puzzled, in doubt

Thought things could change, voted, all out


Poets sighed, unread introverts

Wrote unpaid, yet no-one listened 

Songwriters' success? Add music, rhyme

Please, composers, help me this time!


Keen teens copy stars and royals

Cheaters think lovers are loyal

We all hope someone else will save

The world, while we hide in our cave.


And yet, each room within our home

Each street, park, garden, where we roam

Is filled with plants and fulfilled schemes

We can build new worlds from our dreams. 

-ends-

Reading time 2 minutes.

Version one tells poets to use rhymes, or write songs.

Version 2 seeks a composer.

Version 1 has the mother screaming - for help from her husband and the neighbours her children are annoying. Version 2 has her dreaming of help.

Usually I update a poem and show only the second or last version, with a footnote at the end about previous versions and how I improved the rhyme, rhythm, or removed repetition and added variety.

However, this time the poems have different messages to the audience, so I have included both as separate poems.

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Tuesday, July 21, 2026

The Escape Cave version 1. Comical poem 814 by Angela Lansbury.


The Lake at The Hayes Conference Centre, photo by Angela Lansbury. Copyright.

At night we dream of peaceful lakes
Where leafy trees arch over us
But that dream's gone in harsh daybreak
Some stay calm; others make a fuss


Their baby was awake, screaming

Children woke the neighbours, screaming

Their sleeping mother, woke screaming

Why does no-one help or listen?


Their Dad was reading about football

Admiring active heroes, brave

He ran down to the sea, beach, waves

Then hid in his dark, silent cave


His daughter ran


down after him

Shouted, 'Don't hide, Dad, you won't win

Don't stay here working on your own

With her! Your kids say, please come home!'


Parents did their duty voting

But the council didn't listen

Voters complained, puzzled, in doubt

Thought things could change, voted all out


Poets sighed, unread introverts

Wrote, stayed poor, cos no-one listened 

Songwriters' success? Add music, rhyme

Poets, please, hear me, this time!


Keen teens copy stars and royals

Cheaters think lovers are loyal

We all hope someone else will save

The world, while we hide in our cave.

-ends-

Reading time one and a half minutes.

Version one tells poets to use rhymes, or write songs.

Version 1 seeks a composer.

Version 1 has the mother screaming - for help from her husband and the neighbours her children are annoying. Version 2 has her dreaming of help.

See version 2 for more footnotes.

What makes me feel? Comical Poem 813 by Angela Lansbury.

What tasks and files make me feel ill?

Receiving new, even old bills

Instructions on new and old pills

Making new and reading old wills


What cheers me up, makes me feel well?

Affordable things others sell

High prices cups get if I sell

Hearing ice cream cart's ringing bell


What calms my afternoon slump, stress?

Planning a trip to East or West

Photos of a food and wine Fest

A tea-time cake with lemon zest


What wakes me, makes me feel my best?

Solving problems, or a hard test

Waking from long sleep or a rest

Bùying a new red hat or dress!



What action is most exciting

Let's imagine we're inviting

Friends whose skill is reading, writing

Calmly fishing, watching fighting?


Yes, dear friend, tell me about you?

Today what would do you like to do?

Watch bikes race? A1. Or football?

Or nothing at all?

-ends-

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Tuesday, July 14, 2026

My Legacy Of Laughter. Comical poem 812 by Angela Lansbury



 Each bit of me is fading

But still I struggle on

I hope if I am sweet and kind 

You'll miss me when I'm gone


But neither of us benefits

If my memory brings you tears

So I'll leave you love and laughter

To make you smile for years and years.

-ends-

I edited this poem by changing the title from The Legacy to The Legacy of Laughter. My next project is to go back through all my poems to see whether I can change titles to something alliterative, surprising or funny and sunny - happy.

That Shadow Shows The Way. Comical poem 811 by Angela Lansbury.


Fingers creating shadows. Photo by Angela Lansbury.


Last night I saw something so strange

The image haunted me today

As I'd walked with light behind me

My shadow seemed to lead the way.


It showed me where I was going

It gaily nodded up and down

It echoed, but seemed to lead me

On focused path along the ground


Leave only footsteps, people plead

Do not leave litter on the way

Walk as lightly as a shadow

Painted echo of your good day


In a painting vital shadows

Point the way that stick figures walk

The direction of the bright sun

The painter's silent form of talk


I have not, yet, made a painting

Last night's shadow has gone away

Yet the image stays in my mind

A tantalising sign today

Sometimes the light's behind me so shadows lead the way

But when the light's in front to guide, I don't see what shadows say

But left or right the bright sun shines

So you may read what fingers say.

-ends-

All this week our book at bedtime has been about English painter Lowry, famous for his crowds of leaning stick figures which seem to march across the page.

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Living In The Now. Comical poem number 810 by Angela Lansbury

William Shakespeare. Seated statue.


Many modern psychologists trying to put things right

They try to stop us getting suicidal in the dark of night

They tell us to forget the past, the future's yet to come

Just live in the moment, dwelling on past wrongs is dumb


So why do so many poets write about the past?

They think you should be serious, condemning those who laugh

Worst of all, poet time travellers, obsessed with years ago

Insist on writing hadst, didst, durst, words nobody now knows


They want to write like Shakespeare

Whose words were so sublime, they're near divine

Yet poets neglect a simple fact

Forget he wrote the ringing language of his time


Their metaphors sound clever, yet the meaning's missed in mist

They say lips touched like butterflies, that's obscure, they just mean kissed

Unlike modern Dixie Country songs which talk plain of ain't and lonesome

Poets hide, muddled meaning in metaphors. Plain poems are more wholesome


Running counter to psychiatry, poets compound our misery

Speaking, dwelling on only of atrocities which should remain in history

Their poems are depressing, and what have they gained?

Putting politics in poems just to spread more pointless pain


I hope one day that fancy, fanciful fashion

For outdated words will fade away

Meanwhile I'll stick to rhythm and rhyme

Modern, simple words we say today.

-ends-

Monday, July 13, 2026

My Left and Right. Comical Poem number 809 by prolific poet Angela Lansbury.

 


There's only one of unique me

But just a select few, that's you

Know the secret, strangest truth

Important parts of me share two


I have two hands, ten fingers, too

Ten toe nails, and toes on two feet. 

Gloves, shoes and socks, odd socks grew

Odd socks I hope will meet and greet


I have two eyes, and spectacles

I have two ears, and eary things

I have an awful lot of hair

Enough to scatter everywhere


Few fears and tears

One brain, high hopes, hectares of hair

Lots of wrinkles show many years

Some fading scars from fights with cars


One tummy, full

One busy, beating heart

But let me go back

To the thoughtful counting start


I need two gloves, I need two shoes

And pairs of socks enough to lose

Ang for my head many hats

My neighbour's cat breeds filling flats

Well, back to me, as you can see

There's only one of unique me

But fate has kindly granted two

Of my best parts, just like you

-ends-

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My Shadow. Comical poem number 808 by Angela Lansbury

No matter where I choose to go

My faithful shadow follows me

I don't print gold invitations

To breakfast, lunch, dinner - or tea

Shadow from hand forms an animal face. Photo by Angela Lansbury.

My shadow patiently sits there

It hides behind me til day's end

Not like an enemy or spy

As harmless as a dimwit friend


That shadow's strangely very dark

When there's a strong, bright mid-day light

Like me the shadow goes to sleep

When I turn off the bed-time light


I've strange, important news for you

You have a hidden shadow, too

Our shadows meet when we shake hands

I guess deep down you always knew


But what use to me's a shadow?

To a child I can explain

My hand makes shadows on the wall

Gone? Back again - I entertain.


-ends-

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Are Mice Nice? Comical poem number 807 by Angela Lansbury

The flats nearby

Troubled by mice

Have set out traps

Will they suffice?


 I have read that

Romans ate mice

Only dormice

Or any mice?


Dormouse. Photo from Wikipedia.

If that is so

Then mice taste nice

A handy meal

At a low price!


You could cook with

White or brown rice

Maybe disguised

Chopped up like dice


On a kebab

Or sandwich slice

Just twice a week

Or even thrice


You don't like that?

Then get a cat

Fussy pussy

Will scare off mice


They'll disappear

In a quick trice

You'll no more fear

To meet those mice.

-ends-

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What do you like? Comical poem 806 by Angela Lansbury

 


I like to sing

I like to sew

I  like to learn

Earn, teach what I know


Some like to paint

Others keen cooks

Read share prices

Read romantic books


Some love to swim

Run, jog or walk

Or sing a hymn

They endlessly talk


Some keen on cricket

Some favour football

Some snooze, snore, need sleep

Rest. Relax. Do nothing at all.

-ends-

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Saturday, July 11, 2026

Millions and millions. Comical poem number 805 by Angela Lansbury

Apple blossom on tree. Fox resting on grass. Garden in Hatch End, Pinner, Middlesex, England, London, UK. Photo by Angela Lansbury. Copyright.

Millions of blooms blossom on trees

Millions of blades of green grass

Millions of flowers in the beds

Millions of birds and butterflies pass


Millions of leaves on all the trees

Millions of waves on all the sea

 Millions of years of the trials

Before they perfected sweet me


Millions of stars, millions of cars

Millions of miles, we don't drive far

Millions of grains of sand, salt and sugar

Millions of cells in me, all together


Millions of brain cells, lots of gains

Millions of thoughts make aches and pains

Millions of thoughts, better again

Millions of thoughts, most just the same


Millions of thoughts, future and past

Millions of dreams, but dreams don't last

Millions of thoughts, wonders, and yet

I had one thought, which I forget.

-ends-

Updated with photo and new first verse, on Monday 13th July 2026..

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Friday, July 10, 2026

Moving On. Comical poem 804 by Angela Lansbury

When you know it's time that you were moving on

There's no turning back, you must be strong

It doesn't matter who was right or wrong

If you don't belong together, time for moving on 





There's plenty more fish in the sea

Plenty more flowers for the bee

Plenty more apples on the tree

Someone new for you and someone new for me


No point in looking back

In counting out the things we lack

The things we wish we never said

Or should have said - like unmade cakes inside your head


It's time to go far away, to find new friends

Who never met you, Won't recollect you

Won't stop to ask me what went wrong

Instead they sing a brand new song


So when they ask what brought you here

I'll smile and tell them with good cheer

I wanted something new to do

And I won't think of you.


I won't replay an endless loop

Like picking peas out of a soup

Instead I'll find a brand new group

And see how much I can recoup


And when I see the young teens crying

When elsewhere worse off folk are dying

I shall just feel like replying

They've gone, it's time for moving on.


There's plenty more fish in the sea

Plenty more flowers for the bee

Plenty more apples on the tree

Someone new for you and someone new for me.

-ends-



Tuesday, July 7, 2026

I'm Searching For A Metaphor, Bed-ridden. Comical poem number 803 by Angela Lansbury.

Angela Lansbury in red and white dress by Thai style double beds beside Melia hotel swimming pool, Tenerife, Canary Islands. Photo by Trevor Sharot.

What can I say about this gorgeous, fancy bed?

I have a dictionary of words churning through my mixer head 

I want to inspire, with hopes, visions and dreams

The possible, impossible, what is is and merely seems


I climb every mountain looking for a metaphor

I swim a sea of similes and copy those who wrote before

I reflect and then reject originals which I suspect

Will not endure, and throw them on the floor


I look at pots, at kettles, at black, and red and white

I search through morn, dawn and torn, dark night, white snow and light

I'm happy seeing sunlight, and storms and rain and pain

I hope the night will put things right in spring, forget the years of winter tears sure to come again


I ride a mental horse along the river's course, back to the bubbling source

View the battle which does not stop until I reach the mountaintop

I wait for my ship, train, bus, bike, donkey, camel, plane, which end all pain and bring me joy again

Like a gift list, parcel, birthday song, which lasts so long it makes me strong


Ready to walk with boots or shoes, clad in my clothes of reds and blues

And eat ice cream with friends I meet, along the leafy, shady street

Until at last all words are said, and I can rest my heavy head

End my day my own way, and post four times from my silk-soft bed.

-ends-

The last line in a pun on four poster bed.

Monday, July 6, 2026

Yin and Yang For Every Plan comical poem 802 by Angela Lansbury



 You need yin but also need yang

Yin and yang for every plan

Just as day will follow the night

Watch for wrongs to make things go right


Every project needs risk assess

Even washing then when you dress

Comb your hair, and don't look a mess

Dress your best so you will impress


You need to drink, watch food you eat

The table height, the back of chairs

But give yourself a tiny treat

Exercise, but don't fall down stairs


List good and bad events in reach

Teach troubles in a funny speech

A day when everything goes wrong

Feeds plots for novels or a song


Even if it won't bring you wealth

You cure your health and heal yourself

Although much money has been spent

You're reborn, called resilient.

-ends-

Your troubles make a funny speech

became

Teach troubles in a funny speech

which adds assonance.

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Sunday, July 5, 2026

The Underground comical poem 801 by Angela Lansbury

 

London Underground Railway station, Hyde Park Corner. Photo by Angela Lansbury. Copyright.

We may be heading underground

But on the way with joy look round

When young, look forward, never back

When old, don't think of what we lack.


The underground is like your mind

With pictures which recall the past

Don't let battles of yesterday

Cloud your mind, battles do not last


Life's journey has a lot of hops

Where other people come and go

And many interesting stops

Which show and tell what you now know.


-ends-

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