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Showing posts with label music. Show all posts

Monday, July 27, 2026

Writers' Holiday. Comical Poem 820 by Angela Lansbury.

The Hayes Conference Centre. Rear View. August 2026. Photo by Angela Lansbury. Copyright.


The Hayes Conference Centre, bedroom in main house. Photo by Angela Lansbury. Copyright.


I drive up to the old house

Who is watching as I pass?

The old cows pause to glance at me

Still chewing on the tasty grass 


I stop to take a photo

Don't miss an opportunity

Though no poem nor prose yet planned

One day that could inspire me


In my mind many scenes are played

I'll write a feature, or a book

A best-seller, made into films

Magazine letter, modestly paid


I find a handy parking place

It's early, so I grab the space

I run inside the open door

And search for a familiar face


It's so good to be me

When you say you're glad to see me

I'm sure it's good to be you

When I say, 'I'm glad to see you, too!'


In the bedroom I unpack

My brand new dress bought to impress

Discover vital things I lack

I must make do 'til I go back


I must admit a year has passed

An older face looks from the glass

We've had days and friends, good and bad

Erase the mad, embrace the glad 


Circle the lounges in the break

And then sit down with chocolate cake

Delighted with new friends I'll make

Whilst handy tips I give and take


There's one gone I used to know

Gone to the place where old friends go

Ask mutual friends, 'D'you remember ...,' while

I see the ghost of her great smile


While strangers chat, some of them frown

Another calls, 'Come here, sit down!'

So this happy day is giving

New memories of those still living


I had to sit by a silent nerd

But he explained, glad to be heard

I exclaimed, 'Your head's full of value!'

And he was complimentary, too


In the hall I find an empty chair

The old piano stool is empty 

But somebody new sits down

Their pounding music fills the air


Sometimes I read, sometimes I write

The happy days turn into nights

I listen, late night scribble notes

I don't want to turn off the light


Until the day we pack to go

Say goodbye, wave, to those we know

To new friends, now firm friends, so dear

I promise, 'I'll be here next year!'

-ends-

Writers' Summer School at the Hayes, Swanwick, Derbyshire, England. 

People, now gone, who I remember: 

1The piano player; I bought his signed book. 

2 I miss Kim, who made a space for me on the sofa by moving up when others said no room. She looked me in the eye, and whispered conspiratorially, 'Some people are givers, some people are takers'. 

3 Tony Greenfield, the luminary statistician. His son, Lance, was still active in the Swanwick writers' scene long after Tony was gone.. 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tony_Greenfield

4 The helpful, knowledgeable, newbie nerd later became a valued committee member and is still always active. 

I changed some folks made you mad. Now others make you glad, too many syllables. I wrote this poem in 2025, and found it before setting off for Swanwick in 2026. Lance not there.

Wednesday, July 22, 2026

The Escape Part 2. Comical poem 815 by Angela Lansbury.


Babies wake alone, start screaming

Children play, wake neighbours, shouting

Their mother snatches sleep, dreaming

Why is no-one helping, listening?


Their Dad was reading about football

Admiring heroes who were brave

He ran down to the sandy beach

Then hid in his dark, silent cave


His daughter ran down after him

Called, 'Don't hide, Dad, you won't win

Don't stay here working on your own

With her! Your kids say, please come home!'


Parents did their duty voting

But the council didn't listen

Voters complained, puzzled, in doubt

Thought things could change, voted, all out


Poets sighed, unread introverts

Wrote unpaid, yet no-one listened 

Songwriters' success? Add music, rhyme

Please, composers, help me this time!


Keen teens copy stars and royals

Cheaters think lovers are loyal

We all hope someone else will save

The world, while we hide in our cave.


And yet, each room within our home

Each street, park, garden, where we roam

Is filled with plants and fulfilled schemes

We can build new worlds from our dreams. 

-ends-

Reading time 2 minutes.

Version one tells poets to use rhymes, or write songs.

Version 2 seeks a composer.

Version 1 has the mother screaming - for help from her husband and the neighbours her children are annoying. Version 2 has her dreaming of help.

Usually I update a poem and show only the second or last version, with a footnote at the end about previous versions and how I improved the rhyme, rhythm, or removed repetition and added variety.

However, this time the poems have different messages to the audience, so I have included both as separate poems.

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Tuesday, July 21, 2026

The Escape Cave version 1. Comical poem 814 by Angela Lansbury.


The Lake at The Hayes Conference Centre, photo by Angela Lansbury. Copyright.

At night we dream of peaceful lakes
Where leafy trees arch over us
But that dream's gone in harsh daybreak
Some stay calm; others make a fuss


Their baby was awake, screaming

Children woke the neighbours, screaming

Their sleeping mother, woke screaming

Why does no-one help or listen?


Their Dad was reading about football

Admiring active heroes, brave

He ran down to the sea, beach, waves

Then hid in his dark, silent cave


His daughter ran


down after him

Shouted, 'Don't hide, Dad, you won't win

Don't stay here working on your own

With her! Your kids say, please come home!'


Parents did their duty voting

But the council didn't listen

Voters complained, puzzled, in doubt

Thought things could change, voted all out


Poets sighed, unread introverts

Wrote, stayed poor, cos no-one listened 

Songwriters' success? Add music, rhyme

Poets, please, hear me, this time!


Keen teens copy stars and royals

Cheaters think lovers are loyal

We all hope someone else will save

The world, while we hide in our cave.

-ends-

Reading time one and a half minutes.

Version one tells poets to use rhymes, or write songs.

Version 1 seeks a composer.

Version 1 has the mother screaming - for help from her husband and the neighbours her children are annoying. Version 2 has her dreaming of help.

See version 2 for more footnotes.

Tuesday, March 17, 2026

Your Music Or Mine? Comical poem number 752 by Angela Lansbury.




Everyone good loves music

It can soothe you when you're sick

All kinds of music win applause

But I like mine - yet you like yours


I like trad jazz, but you like new

I don't know what I'm going to do

But if you have bought my ticket

I have to pretend I like it


Conductor's baton, banging drums

Announce something important comes

The orchestra starts tuning up

Like strong black coffee in white cups


We wait for music to begin

Co-ordinating violins

The smart black of the dinner suits

The gentle tooting of the flutes


The player paused at the piano

Is that someone I'd like to know?

Or someone I'd not like to know?

If they don't go, then I might go


He hears a swaying symphony

I hear modern cacophany ...

At last, the interval, the bar

Rewards patrons who've travelled far


Americans on a great vacation

Start animated conversation

From food and drinks we make a choice

That's the best use of my small voice


When all the bridges have been burned

What are the lessons I have learned?

That happiness is just the trick

Of pretending you like the music


The friend's voice which I love to hear

The loved ones who I hold so dear

Alive, and smiling with me here

That's the best music to my ear.

-ends-



Wednesday, March 11, 2026

Noise and Music. Comical poem 747 by Angela Lansbury.

Photo by Angela Lansbury.


 When you are young you dance and are bold

I heard you lose your hearing when you're old

But that doesn't cause me fear and spoil my joys

It makes appreciate every little noise


I heart the audience happily clap

The ticking clock, the dripping tap

The high voice child, the deep voice man

The train, bus, plane, car, van, coach, tram


The old may be stooped, frail and lame

But brighten when you call their name

Choose to be happy, it's a choice

The greatest joy - hear a friend's voice.

-ends-

Wednesday, March 26, 2025

New Friends And Old Friends comical poem 541 by Angela Lansbury

 It's always good to find a friend

When you have a lot in common

But you can say, have a nice day

Even to a smiling moron.

Angela Lansbury in pirate outfit at a Christmas party for a Club. Photo by Angela Lansbury.


When you don't have a lot to do

Or when busy, in a hurry

A simple smile can make your day

And lift you out of your worry


Don't waste life, grumbling, spreading hate

To fill time when queues make you late

Find others to commiserate

Make friends with others forced to wait


A nod or wave won't make you late 

But puts you in a happy state

Do tai chi when you're stuck at home

With music on a telehone


A few kind words can make your day

If you find something good to say

So fill your days with words of praise

And recall smiles from yesterday.


A simple cure for baseless sorrow

Is note the good things of good days

Save them up to say tomorrow

Others will recall you with praise.

-ends-

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Sunday, January 19, 2025

Making Music, comic poem 504 by Angela Lansbury


Musical note, colourful cartoon. Illustration by Angela Lansbury. Photo by Angela Lansbury.  Copyright.


 Yesterday why was I down in the dumps?

I'd had pills, wan't ill, no big reason

No more toothache, no return of breast lumps

Just 'music' nearby, drumming thump, thump, thump


Past midnight, I admit I'm a night owl

But I'm now being forced to stay awake

The outside interference made me scowl

It was far too late to bake a quick cake


For several minutes I felt quite fraught

Then I stopped to review my bad, sad thoughts

And tried to find something good I'd been taught

My age is the stage to start a new page


Lucky people have a house and good health

'though not in the tallest tower of wealth

You can't change the whole world in a minute

When you don't like other people in it


The nearest thing you can change is yourself

Instead of shouting, trying to excite

Rudely saying, 'You're wrong! And I am right!'

It's best to think and write something polite


Avoid bad words which might be misconstrued

Don't be rude, but just change your attitude

So I nodded to the music, and smiled,

I thought, 'I love it! It's free, fun and wild!'


I can dance, sitting down, wiggle my toes

I can toss my hair and wiggle my nose

I can dream I kiss and croon by the moon

No-one complains if I sing out of tune


If I want to dance, I don't need a mate

If I want space to dance, I don't have to wait

If I want a drink, I don't need a date

I don't have to worry that it's too late


When I am tired and think I've had quite enough

Of energetic, acrobatic stuff

My pillow and soft bed are right nearby

I can flop into bed and close my eyes


I can dream the disco dancing's around me

I'm dancing with a handsome millionaire

The lullaby's erotic, hypnotic

Sensual, safe, I sleep without a care.

-ends--

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