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Monday, October 19, 2026

The Fall comical poem number 873 by comic Angela Lansbury




Autumn is coming, Americans call

It not falling leaves, but simply the Fall

I wobble like leaves, wander down the hall

But smartly grab walls and don't fall at all.


Should I admit that recently I fell?

That was back in June, in autumn I'm well

New exercises, full of surprises

Make sure if I fall I roll like a ball.

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Please share links to your favourite poems.

Updated on 20 October 2026 to eight syllables per line.

Practical Information On Preventing Falls And Falling Safely

Safe Falling Demonstration

I recall at a |Toastmasters International club in Singapore, which met at the Sheraton hotel, the late Laurence who had had part of one leg amputated, enjoyed shocking the audience by pretending to fall up the steps to the middle of the dais. He would fall and immediately right himself, and gleefully lift his trousers to show his wooden ankle. 

He always got applause and was voted the best table topics speaker. (He was volunteering to give 2 minute impromptu speech on one of the topics which in the 1920s when TI started in the USA were on pieces of paper on the table, face down, selected randomly.)

After writing this poem I started wondering how you avoid a fall. I seem to remember that he had learned to fall safely at martial arts classes, which are very popular in Singapore, and taught to all ages in the Community Centres in every area.

I asked AI for advice on falling.

Minimize the impact and protect vital areas of your body using specific physical techniques:

  • Protect your head: Tuck your chin firmly into your chest immediately to prevent your head from whipping backward and striking the ground. Wrap your arms around your head to shield it from debris or hard surfaces.

  • Roll with the fall: Avoid keeping your body rigid. Instead, try to curve your back and roll along the fleshy parts of your body (such as your shoulder, hip, and thigh) to distribute the impact over a larger surface area rather than a single point.

  • Avoid breaking falls with straight arms: Never extend your arms stiffly. Also don't lock your elbows to catch yourself, as this often results in wrist breaks and hairline cracks, dislocated shoulders, or broken collarbones. If your hands must hit the ground, keep your elbows slightly bent.

  • Fall sideways if possible: If you feel yourself losing your balance backward or forward, try to twist and land on your side. Landing flat on your back can knock the wind out of you or injure your spine. But falling directly forward risks injuring your face, mouth and teeth area.

  • Keep joints loose: Allow your knees to remain slightly bent rather than locked straight to help absorb some of the shock.

  • I asked where Gemini got the information

  • Gemini took the essential points from Mayo Clinic on Fall Prevention, and Medical Guardian on How to Fall Safely. Gemini rewrote the information without technical terms, without long words such as velocity. Gemini also left out advice on clothing and furniture. I have further edited Gemini's text into simpler, everyday language, leaving out such terms as kinetic energy, trauma, dental, while, fractures. This helps me to grasp the facts at a glance, as well as helping all my readers in countries such as Singapore, whose location is listed in my blogger's Google analytics pages.

Saturday, July 11, 2026

Millions and millions. Comical poem number 805 by Angela Lansbury

Apple blossom on tree. Fox resting on grass. Garden in Hatch End, Pinner, Middlesex, England, London, UK. Photo by Angela Lansbury. Copyright.

Millions of blooms blossom on trees

Millions of blades of green grass

Millions of flowers in the beds

Millions of birds and butterflies pass


Millions of leaves on all the trees

Millions of waves on all the sea

 Millions of years of the trials

Before they perfected sweet me


Millions of stars, millions of cars

Millions of miles, we don't drive far

Millions of grains of sand, salt and sugar

Millions of cells in me, all together


Millions of brain cells, lots of gains

Millions of thoughts make aches and pains

Millions of thoughts, better again

Millions of thoughts, most just the same


Millions of thoughts, future and past

Millions of dreams, but dreams don't last

Millions of thoughts, wonders, and yet

I had one thought, which I forget.

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Updated with photo and new first verse, on Monday 13th July 2026..

Please share links to your favourite poems.

Send the links to your favourite family and friends.

My books on Amazon and Lulu have amusing poems, eg Poetry Pets and Pests, which is educational, and Poetry Workbook has a list of poetry patterns so you can write similar structured poems.

Monday, March 7, 2022

The Lost and Broken Umbrella Comic Poem 122 by Angela Lansbury

 Red, bent umbrella. Photo by Angela Lansbury. Copyright.

I've lost my broken umbrella

I'm sure you are wondering why

I have lost my broken umbrella

I put it down wet, left it up to dry


Did I leave it in the restaurant?

Or leave it on the train?

The trouble with lost umbrellas is

You never find them again


I admit it was twisted and broken

I admit, like me, it was old and bent

I admit it didn't add to my status

But I still wonder where it went


But today I found an umbrella

Broken and stained and stuck

It was half on the grass, under a bush

Covered in leaves and muck


I can see why the owner left it

It's a nuisance to wash, as you see

Nobody would ever want it

Nobody else but me


Lost and broken umbrellas

Are everywhere on the ground

I lost one and I found one

Broken umbrellas, not round, but go round. 

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Monday, April 2, 2018

Song Birds





Song 

I Am With You
by Angela Lansbury

My sun face smiles, when you’re swimming
Buoys you up, so no self-harm comes
When you run, cook, eat, start slimming
Hear my sweet voice sing, say, 'Well done!'

I grew you safe, tucked in my womb
You left, one cord, like vines, entwined with me
Even when trapped in the tight tomb
Bound, like gold chains, for eternity
Each day trot out, scan round and see
Love’s endless waves, like leaves on trees
Like clear rivers, flow swift to sea
Thoughts and words shared, cost time, stay free

You travel far, plan, divert, roam
Laugh, downy ducks go paddling by
Cheered by warm thoughts of our dear home
We blue songbirds, fly through life’s sky.

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