Showing posts with label write. Show all posts
Showing posts with label write. Show all posts

Wednesday, July 29, 2026

How to write A Sonnet. Comical poem 822 by Angela Lansbury.

 A sonnet's an old basic rhyme

A,b,a,b is how you do it

Liked 'cos it doesn't take much time

Three four-line verses  - one couplet


The word sonnet sounds so grand

I taught English so understand

Son means sound or song, that’s all

And et, that simply means small


It's just three verses, very short

And can easily be taught

You can write it in just one hour

A simple message, just one thought


You sum up in the last short couplet

My message, we all can do it!

-ends-

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Monday, July 27, 2026

Writers' Holiday. Comical Poem 820 by Angela Lansbury.

I drive up to the old house

Who is watching as I pass?

The old cows pause to glance at me

Still chewing on the tasty grass 


I stop to take a photo

Don't miss an opportunity

Though no poem nor prose yet planned

One day that could inspire me


In my mind many scenes are played

I'll write a feature, or a book

A best-seller, made into films

Magazine letter, modestly paid


I find a handy parking place

It's early, so I grab the space

I run inside the open door

And search for a familiar face


It's so good to be me

When you say you're glad to see me

I'm sure it's good to be you

When I say, 'I'm glad to see you, too!'


In the bedroom I unpack

My brand new dress bought to impress

Discover vital things I lack

I must make do 'til I go back


I must admit a year has passed

An older face looks from the glass

We've had days and friends, good and bad

Erase the mad, embrace the glad 


Circle the lounges in the break

And then sit down with chocolate cake

Delighted with new friends I'll make

Whilst handy tips I give and take


There's one gone I used to know

Gone to the place where old friends go

Ask mutual friends, 'D'you remember ...,' while

I see the ghost of her great smile


While strangers chat, some of them frown

Another calls, 'Come here, sit down!'

So this happy day is giving

New memories of those still living


I had to sit by a silent nerd

But he explained, glad to be heard

I exclaimed, 'Your head's full of value!'

And he was complimentary, too


In the hall I find an empty chair

The old piano stool is empty 

But somebody new sits down

Their pounding music fills the air


Sometimes I read, sometimes I write

The happy days turn into nights

I listen, late night scribble notes

I don't want to turn off the light


Until the day we pack to go

Say goodbye, wave, to those we know

To new friends, now firm friends, so dear

I promise, 'I'll be here next year!'

-ends-

Writers' Summer School at the Hayes, Swanwick, Derbyshire, England. 

People, now gone, who I remember: 

1The piano player; I bought his signed book. 

2 I miss Kim, who made a space for me on the sofa by moving up when others said no room. She looked me in the eye, and whispered conspiratorially, 'Some people are givers, some people are takers'. 

3 Tony Greenfield, the luminary statistician. His son is still active. 

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tony_Greenfield

4 The helpful, knowledgeable, newbie nerd later became a valued committee member and is still always active. 

I changed some folks made you mad. Now others make you glad, too many syllables

Friday, July 18, 2025

The Lost Poem comical poem 623 by Angela Lansbury

 

Angela with magnifying glass. Photo by Angela Lansbury. 

I had a poem, with great rhymes

Two verses I should have written

But it was not at the right time

'Put that away - it's breakfast time!


Did I write one word, if so where?

I sigh. I search. 'Don't scratch your hair!'

It isn't here. It isn't there.

It's floating somewhere in the air.


Maybe like the sun and the rain

The same thoughts will return again

Next time I'll fight for writers' right

To sacrifice now for later sight


Ease my frustration and my pain

Though others shout, 'Come back to bed!'

I'll capture magic in my head

Face any loss, for fleeting fame.

-ends-



I try to reverse today's thoughts

And hope some glimpse of it is caught

I'm sad to say it's blown away

That pearl, that gem, from yesterday


Sometimes a thought will strike at night

I hope it will last till daylight

Resist the urge to stop and write

Lose sleep to swap for word's delight

Thursday, March 27, 2025

What Other People Write About comical poem 543 by Angela Lansbury

What other people write about

On days when they cannot go out

Most children write of simple things

Bikes, scooters, not safe swimming rings


Of playing games and silly names

Of buses, cars and trains and planes

About goldfish, big cats, small dogs

Not giggly things like jumping frogs


Teenagers write about first love

A kiss and the blind moon above

Later they write about love lost

Of drugs and fast cars, not the cost


Whilst lying in their single bed

They dream of one they wish they'd wed.

Parents write of their baby's smiles

Not dripping taps nor laying tiles.


Old people, some like to complain

Although there's lots they should explain

Their youth which won't come back again

Claim their life's full of sun - or rain

Now, poets, what do poets write?

Of how they sat up half the night

And tried to put the world to right

Telling what other people write.

-ends-

Photo of Angela Lansbury with large pencil.

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Friday, August 16, 2024

The Smiling Sky poem comical poem 457 by Angela Lansbury

Smile toy. Photo by Angela Lansbury. Copyright.


Goodbye, goodbye

Look after yourself

Goodbye, goodbye

Look after your health


Until next year

Please write to me

All being well

Drive carefully


The sky is blue

Blue, blue blue

The clouds are white, 

White, white white


The clouds are light

Light, light light

A lorry's on my right

Right, right


The clouds float, 

Float, float, float

Light as a boat

Boat, boat, boat


While driving on the road

Road, road

I have a heavy suitcase load

Load, load


I have to keep awake somehow

And make sure I'm still in the now

So that in a little while

I'm safe home to smile, smile, smile.


The trees and signs and miles fly by

I think of home, my mood is high 

I'm feeling happy, don't know why

Give credit to the smiling sky.

-ends-

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Friday, May 31, 2024

Your Poem Is Too Long comic poem number 425 by Angela Lansbury

  You know your poem is too long

If you cannot recite it

Think how long it takes to read

When you start to write it it


Is your poem far too strong

Or week and namby pamby

It should leave you with a smile

Like happy, dancing Bambi.



-ende.-

copyright Angela Lansbury written Friday 31 May.

Photograph of poster from 1942 in public domain from on Bambi.

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Friday, July 22, 2022

Games with Names - Carolyn. Comic poem number 150 by Angela Lansbury.


Games with Names - Carolyn

comic poem by Angela Lansbury


You'd like a poem on Carolyn

She's my good friend, where shall I begin?

She believes in original sin

Done by writers, and one's kith and kin


But, frankly, what you all want to know

Is: where this poem's going to go?

What will my friend do which strikes as new?

More important  - what's in it for you?


She edits, with helpers, self-help books

She's already finished two or three

All include her, and two include me!

She'll add you in an anthology


Say you're an expert on everything

Write personal, researched, dark or light

Promise you'll stay up beyond midnight

What you write wrongly - you'll put it right!


Yes, write to her now, it's a win-win

With sharing, caring, dear Carolyn

To end, I'll echoing where I begin

She swears, she's my good friend, Carolyn.

-ends-

copyright Angela Lansbury 23 July 2022.

I began line four as 'once done by one's kith and kin', considered changing line four to 'gladly done by one's kith and kin'

The last line is ambiguous. 'She swears', meaning affirms, 'that she's a good friend', my meaning theirs, or mine, being me, Angela. I originally had, 'others swear' (profanities), but she never swears. However, the count of 9 syllables per line meant I had to change the meaning to fit the syllable count.

Go and look at the book Authenticity & Us on Amazon. 

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Tuesday, April 12, 2022

A Great Gram of Grammar From Grandma (Comic Poem no 129)



 In future I think I should teach the past 

Put rules in poems, so that they will last 

Better than rules are words you can copy

You say what I say; we'll both be happy. 


Do you see now what I saw yesterday?

Are you paying? Did you pay yesterday? 

We paid yesterday. We played yesterday. 

We practise what we've learned early each day.


D'you hear what I say? You heard what I said? 

Grandma's a widow. 'cause Grandpa was dead.

I wired up the lights. They hired and fired me.

I'm tired. He's tired. We're all tired - go to bed. 


I'm speaking. I speak. Yesterday I spoke. 10

I'm writing. I write. Yesterday I wrote. 10

I'm a teacher. I teach. Yesterday I taught. 11

I'm fishing. I like fishing. Look what I've caught! 11


I'm running. I run. Yesterday I ran. 

I'm winning. I win. Yesterday I won. 

I'm swimming. I swim. Yesterday I swam. 

I'm doing homework. Yesterday's task's done.


I hope you are listening. What have you learned? 

I hear the phone ringing. Tell me - who's phoned? 

I'll watch the toast. Yesterday it was burned. 

You keep watching it. Make sure it gets turned. 


You're spending my money. I've done the sums. 

We are out of cash. Let's hope something good comes.

What have you bought for me? What have you brought for tea? 

What shall I take bring? Please don't say anything.


Banks like to lend. The poor like to borrow. 

We love to spend. Don't think of tomorrow.

A library lends. Readers borrow books.

I hope this is cooked. We rely on cooks.


They're hearing. They hear. Yesterday they heard. 

D'you see what I mean? D'you get what I said? 

Did you read what I wrote? What have I read! 

They've all gone home. Was it something I said? 


Everybody knows where everyone goes. 

Does anyone know me? Who can show me?

Interesting books. I'm interested. 

I hope the grammar will stay in my head. 


Fight the good fight. Let's go. Turn off the light.

I was fraught, when I taught. It came to nought. 

He's a good speaker, gives lots of speeches. 

She told us a lot, knows what she teaches. 


Many and few are for things we can count 

How much, more or less, measures large amounts. 

I hope you've had fun. Now I have to run.

That's all. We've finished. She says we are done. 

-ends-

Thursday, November 4, 2021

Talk To Whom? Listen To Me!

 

Angela Lansbury annalondon8@gmail.com

00:53 (10 hours ago)
to me


A thousand people read my blog
And treat it like the word of God
The source of health, the source of wealth
'til they convert to something else

I make them vow that they'll come back 
Before I send them on their way
Yes, I've true words which must be heard
I'm never short of things to say

You can write your hopes on the train 
And pray to all gods on the plane
Your hope that you will land again
Pray to clouds for more or less rain

If your room, money, wife or life
Is muddled, mangled, in a mess
Why should the universe send help
It shrugs and won't care more, or less

You can talk to the sun, send mail
Write to Santa, sing to the sky 
Run down the street, stop passers-by 
And ask them why the end is nigh

Do no exaggerate your fate
Nor underestimate life's wait
Powerful praise can raise dim days
So do not curse the universe

In the tropics, see no seasons
Proves nothing's done, for good reasons
Then when I'm dead just talk to me
I promise I won't disagree

Every parent's a great teacher
Passing lies like a good preacher
All wise books, websites and pages
Knock down sages of past ages

Don't ask why? Why not? Do not ask
But every day, do each small task
Small troubles? Darling, you'll be fine
Big ones? Not me - call 999 

I shout to God, 'Don't let me die!'
I don't expect a quick reply
Just because I'm in a tizzy
Doesn't mean karma's not busy

Then when I'm dotty, deaf and blind
What can I hope to leave behind?
Framed photos all around the home
A message on a mobile phone

If I want immortality
My best hope's pretty poetry
To leave last words, witty, pearly
One must write one's last words early

Please, when I'm dead send me huge hugs
Warm wishes wrapped in Chinese rugs
Smile at the poster in my hearse:
Goodbye dear Queen of nonsense verse.

By now you have guessed my intent
To make sure you leave here content
Now's the time to state my mission
End works with a happy vision

If there were heaven, I'd be sat
With orchids on a golden throne
Eating bagels and smoked salmon
Smiling like a Cheshire cat.
-ends-

About the author

Angela Lansbury B A Hons ACG ALB PM5 EH5 DL5 VC5 
The Author of several books, including  Etiquette For Every Occasion. Wedding Speeches & Toasts. How to be the Best Man. Quick Quotations. Who Said What When.

Blogs travelwithangelalansbury.blogspot.com

dressofthedayangela.blogspot.com

translateforfun.blogspot.com

Braddell Heights Advanced Toastmasters Speakers Club Vice President Public Relations (VPPR), Previous President

Join BHA 1st Wednesday 7pm and 3rd Saturday 2 pm Singapore time 

Vice President Public Relations (VP PR) of Tampines Changkat Advanced;

Secretary of weekly online Singapore International Dynamic Toastmasters Speakers’ Club;

Member and past president of Harrovians toastmasters club, UK; Past member of HOD Toastmasters, London. Past member in Singapore of: Toastmasters Club of Singapore (TCS); Tiarel; and Senja Cashew.

More details from Toastmasters International find a club.

Regular attendee at annual Swanwick Writers’ School, England.

Regular attendee at annual Writers’ Holiday, Wales.

Contributor to poetry readings, and after tea courses on: Speaking On Radio To Promote Books; and Plots And Character.

Winner of many club and area speaking contests in the UK and Singapore.

Language advisor to Empire Toastmasters club in Indonesia.

Language and speech workshops in Singapore.

Speaker on radio and TV in England, Scotland, the USA, and Australia.

Compiler of a school course on public speaking for teachers to prepare pupils for school open days with attending ceremonies before government ministers, Singapore.

Former member of Harrow Writers’ Circle, London, and two writing groups in Singapore.

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Monday, September 27, 2021

Writing Every Day's Wrongs


I ought to write every day

I wish this thought would go away

Do what I think, not do and say

Then you could read me every day.


They say that writing clears your mind

Of things which should be left behind

Unfortunately love is blind

Re-living past wrongs is unkind.


Some things are better left unsaid

Unwritten, buried with the dead

Will writing really clear your head?

Move on's what mother often said


So now I see what holds me back

The barrier, the will I lack

I have exposed that fatal fact

That child's ear thought holds my hand back.



Monday, April 27, 2020

How Many Laughs? (To Encourage Comedians)



How many Laughs?
by 'Hazel nutter'
also known as Angela Lansbury

Today I decided I ought to save
My great jokes to leave beyond the grave
If you can't yet sing, song-write or paint
No use dreaming what you could create

The only thing that we all can do
If we can't tell lies from what is true
When lawyers and tax split your pennies in half
The only thing you can leave is a laugh

How many laughs will you leave behind
Can you entertain the deaf and blind
The widow and the widower
The employee and the employer

The orphaned, lonely, or crowded out
The undecided and deeply devout
To entertain both him and her
And those confused but willing to share

Those who frown with pencil raised
And those who gush with endless praise
And those who curse, this isn't verse
And those who shrug, it could be worse

The paralysed and the amputee
Examiner and examinee
Not only them but you and me
Yes, we, often neglected, ordinary

How much time do you need to spend
Making sure that you don't offend
One puzzled, cross, glaring or staring
In the crowd of those gleefully nudging and sharing

Will you leave behind a simple snigger
A smile and nod - or something bigger
Repeating jokes often told before
But twisted to add a tickle more

A laugh as loud as a deep guffaw
That's sure to rise to a riotous roar
A joke winning friends, raising funds for a cause
Extended 'til givers give you applause

For children, toddlers, women and men
A joke once heard, often re-told, again
Which sends a smile to brighten a day
A smile which stays wide and won't drift away

I would love to be one of the best
I can't help smile when I think of Mae West
Her jokes are subtle, though slightly rude
Her jokes grow good health, they're mental food

How many laughs can you leave behind
Let them tumble joyfully out of your mind
Write, spread joy's what you're meant to do
The returning reader who laughs could be you..
-ends-
28 April 2020