The Victorians were sensible
Even their poets were practical
Cautionary tales gave all a warning
When rationality was dawning
They gave a warning to a small child
That even a zoo animal's wild
Clearly stated in pictures and verse
A naught child ends up i a hearse
Kittens are kittens but cats are cats
Tigers are wild, and all zoos know that
Although a cage puts you in a rage
Even those from Mars know don't climb bars
In Singapore visitors are sure
After one mishap there are no more
They searched around for the antidote
And made a moat, but not with a boat
Balcony bars aren't horizontal
they're designed impossible to climb
If something bad happens only once
Make sure that it stays the only time
You cannot pass through the safety glass
Nor take a dive. so tourists survive
When reports and remedies are done
We'll all go back to have safe fun
Though I'm no longer a small scared child
I don't like it in the scary wild
Too many tales and warnings I've seen
Now I watch the wild things on my screen.
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After the fatal incident in the Yorkshire wild life park I asked Gemini AI if Singapore Safari Park, which is linked to the zoo, has had accidents, and what safety measures where introduced.
also read
1. "Jim, Who Ran Away from His Nurse, and Was Eaten by a Lion" by Hilaire Belloc
This is a classic satirical cautionary tale from Belloc's Cautionary Tales for Children (published in 1907).
The Lion and Albert by Marriott Edgar
This is a famous northern English comic monologue (often performed by Stanley Holloway) written in dialect.
Hilaire Belloc passed away in 1953. His copyright expired at the end of 2023 (70 years after 1953), meaning his works are now out of copyright and in the public domain.
Marriott Edgar passed away earlier, in 1951. His copyright expired at the end of 2021 (70 years after 1951), meaning his works are also out of copyright and in the public domain.
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