Dear Friends, Ill set you a simple task which has one aim
Write a couplet or verse which includes your good name.
My name is Angela and I'm happy to use it
My favourite saying is use it or lose it.
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Dear Friends, Ill set you a simple task which has one aim
Write a couplet or verse which includes your good name.
My name is Angela and I'm happy to use it
My favourite saying is use it or lose it.
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What could go wrong?
I got up late. I need to state
That's why I made everybody wait.
When you're tired, mistakes don't take long.
I now know I'm not the only one at fault
We all make typos. When did I go to bed?
Today someone else has made a worse mistake
Sent us white wine, instead of the ordered red.
I sang out of tune, a well known song.
It was karaoke. I got all the words wrong.
After all of my hype - oh
The first page of my book has a typo!
'Can somebody help me?
And not charge a fee?'
'Yes, I can help you -
If you can help me
'Can you proofread?
Say what I lack
I'd appreciate
Your feedback''
Your poem's sweet, short, succinct
But it would be neater
If it had less predictable rhyme
And found missing metre.
'Why is everyone so rude?
I'm sure that I've done something good.
You should encourage, not discourage!'
I'll dot the ayes and cross the tees and make a cup of perfect tea.
'Now you've offended me
I helped and got no thanks
I gave you feedback
But we've nothing in the bank
'If you didn't want help
Completing this task
You should not get offended
Or, you shouldn't ask.'
My first job is to like myself
The only way to help my health
I'm not a whining wino
My type's worst fault is a typo.
It takes a while to reconcile
Make myself and others like me
But we all feel better now
I've served and drunk a cup of perfect tea.
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First I make a shopping list
Keen that nothing should be missed
On my way to do the shopping
In a hurry, can't be stopping
First I pass the lush green grass
Pause. Put my nose near a red rose
Stop to take a photograph
Smile at new neighbours, wave, joke, laugh
Window shopping, what is new?
In the shops, read each label
Find a bargain, if I'm able
Patiently, join a long queue
Back at home, I'm a winner
Arrived just in time for dinner
But I'm asked, 'What went wrong?
Why did you take so long?'
Tramp Davies wrote, 'What is life if full of care
You have no time to stand and stare?'
That's the thought of shameless, aimless young
I'm old, less time, more to be done
Rush. Make sure each day's got lots of value in it
I do not want to waste a precious minute
Then when I stare, I sort useful thoughts
Of what I should do with bargains I've bought
Is there anything I might be needing?
Does the garden need seeds or weeding?
Do I need cover to protect my knees?
Should I plant herbs, which attract birds and bees?
Do I want to dig dirty potatoes?
Better stick to quick growing green and red tomatoes
Photograph, sunlight makes trees dappled -
'Let's go out and pick some ripe apples!'
Save leftover food for another day
Turn the excess apples into puree
Brief stop for snacking on what I like most
Cheese and butter melting on hot seed toast.
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Write, then. go out to enjoy today,
Because tomorrow it might rain
Make another short list, start again
I'm busy writing, happy and don't need to explain.
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I changed
then at last join a long queue
to
Patiently join a long queue.
The first version explains why I am late in the next verse.
The second version contrasts my dawdling with my husband's impatience to start dinner.
The toast (with mushrooms) was, in fact, breakfast. My picture shows toast with cheese for elevenses.
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. But my husband says, don't keep changing it. The flow is better with the first version.
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The good is often bad and the bad's good
Things don't turn out the way you think they should
Those cute hotels perched by fly riversides
Attract unwary diners, backless brides
My flower perfume attracts mosquitos
In New Zealand as ev'ry Kiwi knows
You need to wear long sleeves and covered toes
Ugly, triple layer, repellent clothes
And if your house stands beside a sweet stream
Life's not the pretty dream which it might seem
It's dangerous to toddlers, backing cars
And drunks who walk out watching up there stars
Rivers and lakes look lovely in the day
Until at night a car misses the way
Long after parents die, children dry tears
Dogs find six drowned wrecks, after sixty years
And my small fig tree which refused to grow
For years had only one small fig to show
Wrong kind of figs, small, hard, only for stew
Now giant fig tree shoves our home askew
The blueberries we think will be a treat
Have no taste, though they are easy to eat
Bright red strawberries are hard as we fear
Yet really tasty, one week of the year
Fruit - strawberries, raspberries and blueberries,. Photo by Angela Lansbury. Copyright.I married late, I thought worst of the bunch
Grumpy husband, gave hugs, made lovely lunch
The good is often bad and the bad's good
Things often don't end how you thought they would.
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Butterfly. Free pic from
Do you have a butterfly mind
Leaving all the bad weeds behind
Some like to finish all they do
But others hop to something new
A butterfly mind's no disgrace
Pretty butterflies have their place
They do not touch the dirty ground
But fly about and hop around
Somebody once asked me, if I
Had a mind like a butterfly
The conversation wasn't of his choosing
I'd thought I was being amusing
It all depends on the time and state
But when I must, I concentrate
When all is done, one can move on
Divert or yawn when it gets late
A butterfly on plants or plates
Can fly over fences and gates
It's pretty, amusing, flies over walls
Better than being pretty dull.
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I wrote a poem today
Cute, Clever. So what went wrong?
I wrote a poem today
But I wished I'd written a song
A funny poem can be a moment's fun
It's personal, when aimed at one
But a song can entertain the world
Brighten dim dawns, console setting suns
A simple phrase can become all the rage
Words which dance, leap off the page
I'd rather enhance, strut across a stage
Despite age, wave a mike, sing a song
One famed speech for an investiture
Inspires students of tender years
Calms fears, moves to laughter or tears
But a strong song adds emotional gestures
Songs evoke nostalgia, love and laughter
Provoke, stoke, stroke, prevent a murder
Songs entertain, drummed, hummed forever
Bring millions hope and lasting pleasure.
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Today and tomorrow, early and late
I'm ready to move on, please wait
I'm learning all the vital words
Spanish and Swahili, must be heard
The trouble is I contemplate
Am I the mistress of my fate?
Today I'm already too late
Today's poem will have to wait
I'm still correcting yesterday's
I went to bed expecting praise
I woke, and saw no comma, a space
Typos and erors all ove the place
I edit to set it all right
Pefecting what seemed right last night
I need to fix, mend, yesterday
Before I move on to today
Alas the clock said it was noon
And heading for the afternoon
I've sorted yesterday, moved on
Ready to start more things half done.
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Dove peace image free from Pixabay.
I hesitate to interrupt
I know the lord's busy because
You don't have time to think about peace
When you've got so many wars.
I often think that books deceive
I don't believe all that I read
I only judge by what I see
And this is how it seems to be
The way I'd like the world to be
If I were you and you were me
One who would never desert me
One I'd trust to never hurt me
He deserves praise, in countless wasy
He brightens days with the sun's rays
He waters the buds and flowers
Tireless for hours, with April showers
He also send the slippery snow
So I stay in, now that I know.
The one who made the birds and bees
I might believe did it for me
But, alas, I don't believe
He made tsunamis just for me.
I must admit that it's a puzzle
But as I my fruity breakfast guzzle
I do not pray, no sir, no Ma'am
If he wants me, he knows exactly where I am.
I brush these troubling thoughts away
The universe puzzles bigger minds
Which leave my mundance thoughts behind
I know more than the deaf and blind
Don't show others I'm in a tizzy
But, like the Lord, I must keep busy
And never ask which group has won
But keep creating, mend what's breaking, - carry on!
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But I must offer a word of warning
They tell you to 'off' your phone, light, Mike',
Meaning turn, not carry. Is light dawning?
They called me he, when I think I'm a she
I waited for somebody else to speak
But they were waiting for the speaker, me
They beckoned. If not, we'd have waited a week.
In Mandarin, he, she and it are the same
So it's safer to say sombody's name.
They asked for my team when they meant my theme
What are tea trees? They mean three teas.
And pilots on Singapore flights
Just before they turn off all the lights
And wish you all a pleasant night
The pilot will wish you a peasant fright.
In England on our tiny island
I met a man who came from Thailand
He said he worked for the loyal bank
It took me a while to spot Royal bank.
Over in France, such a shame
We were confused by a hotel name
Why was Hotel de Ville closed?
It means the town hall, as each French person knows.
In France I was asked if I wanted some tea
So naturally, proudly, I said, 'merci';
I watched the tea strangely go
In French Please means yes, but Thank you means no.
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I dream of a fast lasting peace
When former enemies shake hands
And common working, farming folk
Have marching, drumming, trumpet bands
And round the squares the banners wave
And kings pin mdals on the brave
From devastation good must come
When armies of young rebuild slums
Let's get the moguls to invest
New cities, railways, build the best
New skyscrapers will fill the sky
Over ashes, a new Dubai
Give all what quizzes say they need
Forgive gangsters for confessed deeds
Give workers long paid holidays
Workdays watch tennis, evenings, plays
The last thing done before we die
Is film ourselves using AI
Like new museums' holograms
Answer all questions on webcams..
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I love old styles like art deco
The swirls and curls of art nouveau
The mirrows might show off-white teeth
But smiles hint layered wit beneath
My home's a store, chutney pleasures
I hoard hordes of games and treasures
Old gold, like jewels to behold
Old friends' names kept like Scrabble games
Old wonky drawers, parquet floors
Extending tables, solid doors
A garden where old roses grow
Dictionaries of words roots I know
No empty days, so much to do
More words creating something new
Wrinkles draw stories on faces
New shops, revive, open places
Roman stones found when we build new
Can the old folk be me and you
Grand children do not see grey hairs
But gladly climb the steepest stairs
Grandchildren glow and learn old games
And we remember old friends' names
We've read all books, know how to cook
And don't judge everyone by looks
Instead dress up when it's required
Effort ensures that we're admired
Retired, create, before expired
Share piled knowledge we've acquired
Though it's harder to push pedals
We display prizes and medals
Just like an old but comfy car
The world's amazed we drove so far..
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Fruit is always good
But biscuits are bad
Manics are happy
Depressives are sad
Opposites attract
Like us then when young
That's why we argue
Til everything's done
Some are astonished
And say, 'May I ask
How do you manage
To finish a task?'
We just struggle on
Each day's a surpise
When we see the world
Through another's eyes
You see only black
I see only white
You see only day
I see only night
You see it's all wrong
I say it's all right
That creates our strength
Gives us second sight.
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Fruit salad. Photo by Angela Lansbury. Copyright.
Early breakfast in pyjamas
Orange orange on a white saucer. Photo by Angela Lansbury. Copyright.Oranges, and bananas
Yellow banana. Photo by Angela Lansbury. Copyright.
In the fridge what do I see?
Strawberries we save for tea
What shall we have for our tea?
For our tea, for our tea
What shall we have for our tea?
Not today, On Sunday
I see big red strawberries
Strawberries, strawberries
I bit big red straberries
For my tea on Sunday.
Ripe red fresh fruit. Finest flavour in August in London. Photo by Angela Lansbury. Copyright.What shall we have for our tea?
Not today. On Monday
We can have big raspberries
Raspberries Raspberries
Not for tea on Sunday
For our tea on Monday
What do you like? What do you say?
For our tea on Monday.
Big blueberries. Photo by Angela Lansbury. Copyright.
Blueberries, blueberries
I love to see big blueberries
I'd like to eat big blueberries
For our tea on Tuesday
Blackberries, blackberries
I see big blackberries
I would like big blackberries
For our tea on Wednesday
Red currants, red currants
I can see big red currants
Red currants on Thursday
For our tea on Thursday
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Black currants, black currants
I can see big black currants
Black currants on Friday.
For our tea on Friday
Figs and dates, on the plates
On the plates, By the grapes
Red grapes from La Fromagerie in LondonI think we shall have to wait
For our tea on Saturday.
Cream from top of Jersey whole milk. Sold by Tesco in London. Photo by Angela Lansbury. Copyright.
On our birthday we add cream
Thickest cream you've ever seen
That is such a lovely dream
On next birthday we'll have cream
Toys' food's ready every dawn
For yellow teddy bears and a blue unicorn
Well give food them which gives them joy
All the wooden and soft toys
For toy kittens and a puppy
Serve whatever makes them happy
Healthy food which does them good
On plastic plates, fruit made from wood
Artificial fruit. Fridge magnets. Photo by Angela Lansbury. Copyright.
For my breakfast what do I see?
I see big red strwberries
Maybe we should save them for tea
Big and small red strwberries.
We went out to pick the fruit
Green and red apples on the tree
Green apples on tree in garden. Photo by Trevor Sharot. Copyright.
In supermarkets and small shops
Bananas and raspberries - not chocolate drops
Durian is served in season
Banned on buses for a reason
They smell bad to somebody
Never mind, there's more for me.
I see figs and I see dates
In the bowls and on the plates
We will have fruit salad soon
On the table, served with spoons.
On my birthday I will choose
Fruit that's red or pink or blue
On my birthday I can choose
To share it with my friends and you
I imagine thick white cream
What a lovely coloured dream
I imagine thick white cream
What a lovely coloured dream.
I will share it all with you
Green and yellow, red and blue
I will share it all with you
It's a dream which could come true.
I thought I'd share my thoughts with you
It's a dream, let's make it true.
Coloured fruit, in red and blue
It's a dream, let's make it true.
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When we smell burned toast?
A human being
Not a made up ghost
And when something
Falls off a wall
It's just gravity,
Not ghosts at all
And when you hear
Some creaking, late
You know you forgot
To shut the gate
And that strange noise
A kitchen cough
That is your fridge
Turning on and off
And clonking noises
Don't do a runner
You boiler needs
To see a plumber
And when I hear
A tap, tap, tap
I know I have
A dripping tap
And a funny noise
From the radiator
I must get around
To fixing, bleed, it later
Strange buzzing
Up in that lampshade
I sprayed the wasp
It hasn't stayed
You feel a chill - like a ghost?
You must be having a laugh
It just open doors and windows
Which are making a draft
My house is always
Alive with sound
But a sensible scientist
Is checking around.
'I've fixed all the problems
So you shouldn't complain
Then what's wrong now?
'It's eerily quiet again.'
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I was rather pleased with the twist ending.
Walking Frame. Photo by Angela Lansbury. Copyright.
I got up from my wheelchair
and used my walking frame
I nearly fell over.
Who can I blame?
Tell someone in a wheelchair
That they need to exercise
Expect to get a glare or two
From incredulous eyes
After two weeks in a wheelchair
I found I'd put on weight
I walked at night to the bathroom
Next day I got up late
I have to get back on my feet
For ten seconds or more
I promise I'll do more next week
I might walk as far as the door
I did exercise while in my bed
Rolled my shoulders, rocked my head
I lifted my feet in the sky
And waved both hands to say goodbye
The physio said
When you're sitting in your seat
I want you marching
Both your feet
Life is what it is
No point moaning
You'll be happier
Creating seratonin
I've followed their instructions
To the letter
Now I deserve
To get better.
But if I don't
What can I say?
Whether walking, sitting, standing
Lucky you. Have a nice day.
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Confession time. The first verse was added to my poem about exrcise and a wheelchair because I had a picture of a walking frame.
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In large firm with many accounts
Some customers owe large amounts
Some people shrug about their debts
And hope the world will just forget
I always like to pay my way
Don't say I'll pay another day
I like to see numbers look neat
And that I stand on my own feet
So often when the urge has gone
It's time to pass old craftwork on
Give ski boots, lilos, high heeled shoes
Gain a wheelchair, what good news
But I have learned don't lend nor borrow
Owing money brings you sorrow
If you give someone what they lack
Earn kudos, don't expect it back
In our street we have a whatsApp
People say what they'll give away
A useful way to clear your clutter
If you don't earn it doesn't matter
We clear out old baby clothes
And each year kids want different toys
Get rid of things which you can't sell
Musical toys which just make noise
Put surplus apples in a box
Make pairs of puppets from odd socks
Donate a bench to view the docks
On an old t-shirt paint a fox
So much to do now I'm retired
I wake each day with ideas fired
Recycle paper, in its place
An empty box makes a crayon case.
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Emptly chocolate box from France made into a crayons case. Photo by Angela Lansbury. Copyright.We give somebody what they lack
We don't earn, but we don't pay tax
Just drop it round, no need to pack
Friends give to us - and we give back.
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