I'm glad to see my readers grow
Numbers of readers, glad to know
What do I do right? Wonder why
I know - I shall ask AI!
Bad news, I do not have a lot
Most of my reader are just bots
But my poems are a success
I've got lots more bots, and not less.
Oops, obviously not less but fewer
Grammarly will correct my grammar
So, why waste - precious hours on this?
Will AI write posts quickly, for a kiss?
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Querty keyboard, photo by Angela Lansbury. Copyright.
There's such a fuss about AI
Typing, and books, they, too, were new
I wonder why such an outcry
But sad to say I have a clue
When you are faced with something new
At first you don't know what to do
Challenges big, benefits few
But mobile phones now stick like glue
I love AI and join the queue
But who wrote this, me, it or you?
If I'd briefed it, said what to do
I'd share the credit, that is true.
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I think of rhymes all of the time
Sometimes cliche, often vary
Sometimes scary, sometimes sublime
Hesitating, feeling wary
Yet, I do what I've been taught
Walking around in my home town
Make sure every thought is caught
Carry a notebook, write thoughts down
They are a help when I feel lost
Consolation for big bills
Like AI but with little cost
I feel so proud of my new skills
Think of your audience? I do.
Don't build new wheels. Copy old schemes
Dearest reader, I think of you
Copy this action. Fulfil dreams.
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I sink into my lovely bed
Soft pillows welcome tired head
The firm mattress gives me support
Promotes constructive thought, I hope
Here I can stretch, wiggle my toes
Rotate my head, and rub my nose
My desk and chair it must be said
Great by day, can't compete with bed
One day you're born, sick, well, or dead
Meanwhile, enjoy breakfast in bed
A new mattress, but keep the frame
So your old bed fakes looks the same
Sort out ideas, yawn, plan schemes
With confidence realise dreams
Turn electric blankets off, on
Night clothes worn until seams torn
Are sheets designed to cause a fight?
Pulled to the left and then the right
Although tucked in with all your might
Refuse to stay fixed all the night
Electric levers raise the foot
I lift my legs and exercise
One day we'll do it with AI
By voice, I hope no seeing eye
The bedroom door can open wide
Or hide your precious things inside
Shut window, curtains, dress on door
Bookshelf, lampshade, shoes, carpet floor
The duvet warm where you can hide
The naughty thoughts you keep inside
A refuge for coughs, from the cold
Haven for couples, young and old
A place to lay small girls or boys
Hug mum then snuggle with soft toys
Enjoy deep sleep, then leap refreshed
Leave bed, see day, dress, be your best.
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When I lie down or stand up quickly
No fever but I feel I'm sickly
Everything swings round and round
The ceiling swaps space with the ground
I feel like a roller coaster
On a swinging, falling poster
Like a ship goes up and down -
While waves create a scary sound
A ringing, zinging, high pitch whine
I do not hear it all the time
Only when all else is quiet
Is it lack of sleep or diet?
I'll be glad when the cause is found
Cure - physio, or pills sent round
My doctor says the inner ear
Controls both, so a cure is near.
My friend says just rotate both feet
So messages to brain will meet
Though feet and brain seem far apart
Signs travel through the lungs and heart
The world is known by eyes and ears
Right from your very early years
Earth at your feet, eye level's here
No need to think about it, dear
It's like a distant radio
Take no notice, no need to know
Your body talks, it gets work done
'til one thing fails, then that's no fun
Feet send a signal which is clear
My head's on top, my feet down here.
Or both my feet and head in bed
Stop jumping when I rest my head
Head, hear blood, don't drive me mental
Head on pillow, I'm horizontal
I'm not standing, no longer vertical
Listen, brain cells, nerves told you all
So I'll go off to A and E
I'm glad the NHS is 'free'
Paid by our taxes in advance
So when we need health, we can glance
From your toenails up to your hair
Just fill in a long questionnaire
Doctors and nurses hurry by
Leave me to trust helpful AI.
Like saving for a rainy day
AI need not get in your way
It's like your money in the banks
Helps when needed and needs no thanks.
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Tinnitus and dizziness both caused by the ear, related problems, my doctor said.
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A Xmas present to yourself, friends or family.
I dream of a fast lasting peace
When former enemies shake hands
And common working, farming folk
Have marching, drumming, trumpet bands
And round the squares the banners wave
And kings pin mdals on the brave
From devastation good must come
When armies of young rebuild slums
Let's get the moguls to invest
New cities, railways, build the best
New skyscrapers will fill the sky
Over ashes, a new Dubai
Give all what quizzes say they need
Forgive gangsters for confessed deeds
Give workers long paid holidays
Workdays watch tennis, evenings, plays
The last thing done before we die
Is film ourselves using AI
Like new museums' holograms
Answer all questions on webcams..
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Artificial intelligence, dear
Are you smarter than me?
If you really are so clever, dear
Please tell me what you see
I think it should be smarter than I
Did you spot the error?
It is wrong. But can you tell me why?
I rely on AI.
Never mind, I can tell you why
You see, I's the subject
And me is the object
Not clear? Then ask AI.
AI is always there to help
Ai is always willing to share
AI is trained to say, 'Well done, dear?'
But does AI really care?
AI can improve my photo
AI's filters are trained to flatter
Duolingo says I've five out of thirty
But does that rating really matter?
Some say that AI's just a spy
Invading all my privacy
It keeps on asking where am I
Does it know too much about me?
I don't care how much it knows
If it helps me to be a winner
I'd love to have it dye my clothes
And order my favourite dinner.
AI means I am never lost
AI is my newest friend
Right now for very little cost
The novelty will never end.
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Duolingo teaches languages. At the time of writing I was learning German (as well as Spanish and Chinese, Mandarin.
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What can I wish my dear grandchild, or yours?
Like the Chinese, give yourself great applause
May your Mum be pretty, if not, wealthy
May your Dad be young, if not, healthy
If you don't have a sister, or brother
AI's your 24/7 mother
Be happy, have mobiles, love song, live long
What could go wrong, go wrong, go wrong, go wrong?
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Poems please with universality
Give glimpses of sweet immortality
I'll show you a draft? - to hide work's remiss
Please say, 'Its promising,' blow me a kiss
No poem's pefect - I'll give it a tweak
And hope you'll say, 'That's much better!' next week.
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