Showing posts with label surprise. Show all posts
Showing posts with label surprise. Show all posts

Monday, August 11, 2025

Performance Poets comical poem 642 by Angela Lansbury

 

Angela Lansbury with her 2025 book Embarrassing Moments. Left, Emma Purshouse, with her book It's Honorary, Bab, which I bought and she signed, and Steve Pottinger with his book Snapshots from the fall of home, which I bought and he signed. 


These people jump around the stage
And make their words leap off the page
They wave their arms, exuding charm
Extend alarm and life's choices in funny voices

With black and white looks
And red and black books
Beard, brunette, blonde, words stick like honey
Always say yes, do anything for money

Putting a new slant on old news
Guess which rhymes follow from old clues
Rainbows of fun flow like clouds across the blues
A heady mixture of truths, lies and surprise.
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Please share links to your favourite poems

Sunday, December 20, 2020

TIME TO PLAN A POETRY YEAR! - Angela's Ten Commandments, Checklist for a poem or poem blog post


 

1 PICK A THEME

 Choose themes for the year, or a them for a blog or book on poetry. Philosophical, comic, historic, news and contemporary, famous people, politicians, presidents, anything you want to learn, anything you want to teach, recipes in verse. 

2 PLAN A REGULAR WRITING TIME

Write early in the day, at lunch time, or at night. You may be able to schedule publication of your posts. Where are most of your readers? In which time zone? Do you want to attract more of them? Or to target others?

3 PLAN A PLACE TO WRITE

A desk. A poetry notebook by your bedside. A poetry notebook in your pocket. Write the page numbers, titles, index, and your vital name and address or email in case you lose the book and want it returned.

4 CHOOSE A TITLE 

Have a page of titles. You could even write the titles for every month for a calendar, or every week, or every day of the years.

5 PLAN PRESENTING OR MARKETING

Read a poem at a meeting, as a time filler if the speaker is late.

6 Check syllable count

7 Check intonation

The most popular is dum dee dum dee

But if you start with the word a or the your sentence becomes dee dum, dee dum 

8 Move the drama to the start and end of each poem and verse

9 Surprise


10 CLARIFY AND FOCUS

If you have two stories, events, ideas, maybe you have two poem. If not, you need a link.

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Add facts or links. Author details. References. Credit to photographer for photos. 


Useful Resources

https://simple.wiktionary.org/wiki/Wiktionary:Mai

https://www.wiki-calendar.com/


About the Author

Angela Lansbury is a travel writer and photographer, author and speaker, fashionista. Please share links to your favourite posts or one or more of the blogs

Books include Wedding Speeches and Toasts (Ward Lock/Cassell)

Quick Quotations (Lulu.com) 

travelwithangelalansbury.blogspot.com

dressofthedayangela.blogspot.com

For one hour online individual tutorials or group workshops contact

annalondon8@gmail.com