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Showing posts with label care. Show all posts
Showing posts with label care. Show all posts

Tuesday, August 4, 2026

Nobody Knows. Comical poem 826 by Angela Lansbury.

 


What you do in the bathroom

Nobody knows

If you wash your hands after 

Blowing your nose

If you are wearing too small, or too large

Or stained underclothes

If you don"t tell, nobody knows


If you keep a secret which nobody knows

So long as you don't forget and tell

Nobody cares, because nobody knows

After death if you go to heaven or hell

If you don't tell, nobody knows.

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Monday, June 20, 2022

When I was a Child. Comic poem 143.



When I was a child

A toilet was a potty

and the world was full of people

who my mother said were dotty 


When I was a child

back in the day

You never looked back

beyond yesterday


When I was a child

I didn't have cares

I was not afraid of bears

And I didn't buy shares


I was only afraid of

Things inside my head

Shadows on the stairs

Spiders hide under the bed


When I was a child

You could walk in the wild

And a day was full of hours

And you could pick wild flowers


When I see a laughing baby

I wonder, maybe

One day, in quite a while

You'll remember now and smile.


-ends-



by Angela Lansury 2022  20 June

Tuesday, July 24, 2018

Love is like a cuckoo

Love is like a cuckoo
by Hazel Nutter (aka Angela Lansbury)

Love is like a cuckoo
I love to hear it sing
But other people warn me
It's fun, it's false, it's bling

It wants to shove the others out
It wants to be the one
It does not care for others
When all is said and done

A cuckoo starts off small
But it grows big and hungry
You race about to feed it
It's ungrateful - and angry!
Cuckoo from Wikipedia.


If you suspect a cuckoo
What is it you should do?
Make sure you are not cuckoo
And the cuckoo's not with you.

-ends-
Copyright Angela Lansbury.
Photo by Per Harald Olsen.

Poem inspired by Dolly Parton's Love Is like a Butterfly.
I watched a butterfly flutter past and thought, just write a song starting  LOVE IS, making a metaphor from something you see. My first thought was bird.

I thought of names of birds, Magpie, Robin, cuckoo. Cuckoo offered the greatest opportunities for puns and metaphors. I might try Robin next.
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Saturday, September 23, 2017

I've got bills to pay



I've got bills to pay
comic song by Angela Lansbury

I've got bills to pay
Yes, I've got bills to pay
There's only one thing I can say
Honey, I've got bills to pay

You're not the kind romantics sigh on
But you're the one that I rely on
Because I've got bills to pay
Yes, I've got bills to pay

You ask me if I care
Yes, I've got a lot to share
Seeing you has made my day
Because I've got bills to pay

I love the way you do accounts
And you earn such large amounts
And you pass some crumbs my way
When I've got lots of bills to pay

Yes, what gives me great delight
And what helps me sleep at night
Is the lovely things you say
When I've got bills to pay

They ask what I see in you
And they ask me what you do
The only thing that I can say
Is you earn a lot of pay

There's a lot that I could say
About the way we pass the day
But what's important is you help
When I've got bills to pay.

I would love to reward you
With a gold coin or two
Instead I've chocolate gold coins
I hope that that will do.
-ends-
Words composed whilst listening to the song Lay The Blanket On The Ground sung by Billo Jo Spears. I was working on the principle that you make a song more immediate and original if you simply take comedy and song themes from observation of life.
Copyright Angela Lansbury, 2017