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Showing posts with label why. Show all posts

Thursday, September 24, 2026

Who Are My readers? - Ask AI. Comical Poem 862 by Angela Lansbury

 


I'm glad to see my readers grow

Numbers of readers, glad to know

What do I do right? Wonder why

I know - I shall ask AI!


Bad news, I do not have a lot

Most of my reader are just bots

But my poems are a success

I've got lots more bots, and not less.


Oops, obviously not less but fewer

Grammarly will correct my grammar

So, why waste - precious hours on this?

Will AI write posts quickly, for a kiss?

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Friday, May 19, 2023

Artificial Intelligence 194

 Artificial intelligence, dear

Are you smarter than me?

If you really are so clever, dear

Please tell me what you see


I think it should be smarter than I

Did you spot the error?

It is wrong. But can you tell me why?

I rely on AI.


Never mind, I can tell you why

You see, I's the subject

And me is the object

Not clear? Then ask AI.


AI is always there to help

Ai is always willing to share

AI is trained to say, 'Well done, dear?'

But does AI really care?


AI can improve my photo

AI's filters are trained to flatter

Duolingo says I've five out of thirty

But does that rating really matter?


Some say that AI's just a spy

Invading all my privacy

It keeps on asking where am I

Does it know too much about me?


I don't care how much it knows

If it helps me to be a winner

I'd love to have it dye my clothes

And order my favourite dinner.


AI means I am never lost

AI is my newest friend

Right now for very little cost

The novelty will never end.


-ends-

Duolingo teaches languages. At the time of writing I was learning German (as well as Spanish and Chinese, Mandarin.



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Also see Angela's Alarming Animal Poems ISBN 978-1-4717-1644-7

Wednesday, May 3, 2023

Rhyming Queen - Comic Poem 187b Too Fast by Angela Lansbury


 

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What do I aspire to be?

A rhyming queen. So follow me. 


I started this when trying to write a bilingual poem, which is more complicated, so I have put that in the next post.

A renowned bilingual queen

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comments

Begin with the end in mind. For the first time I have made a physical framework for a poem. I started it in my head, with the rhymes. Then I wrote down the two magic essential words in alternating lines. Why stop there? 


The simplest rhyme is a couplet. A sonnet has three four line verses, ending with a couplet. 

I first thought of the scheme of a villanelle, which has sets of three lines, ending with a couple. ending iwth alternating rhymes, ending with a couplet, I can write a whole poem scheme with the word, or at least the rhyme choices, at the end of each line.

I could add a chart with columns and lines and the rhyming scheme, a and b, or starter rhymes, written in. You could take a traditional out of copyright song and remove all the words which don't rhyme, then either write a totally new poem with the original rhymes, or write in different rhymes, or all the words which rhyme. 

Let's take Twinkle twinkle little star as an example.

.. .. .. star

.. .. .. are

, ,, , ,, high

.. .. .. sky.


Firstly, you could reverse the rhymes

are

star

sky

high


Or you could choose another set or words with the same rhymes

... car

... far

...why

... high


Or list all the possible rhymes ending with the same letters

bar, car, far, tar,  

bar, car, far, tar,  

buy, bye, die, fly, guy, high, lie, my, nigh, pie, rye, sight, tie (verb), tie (noun), vie, why

buy, bye, die, fly, guy, high, lie, my, nigh, pie, rye, sight, tie (verb), tie (noun), vie, why


Here's a parody of Twinkle, twinkle little star, same rhyming scheme for a cautionary tale. I didn't intend to write a cautionary tale, but the first line led to the whole message.

Too Fast

by Angela Lansbury

If you drive too fast in a car

Alas, my dears, you won't go far

Best case a wheelchair, worst case die

In imaginary cars flying through the sky.

Set this task to a class of  30 pupils or to a set of thirty people at a writing circle. Or a game at a Christmas party with a tiny gift of a notebook from Daeso as a reward for the best effort, or buy a set of notebooks online at collective or wholesale prices and give each participant a reward for attending and effort.

You might get several pedestrian or failed rhymes which attract polite applause or groans. But if you get just one great result, that is good for the writer, entertaining for the other listeners, and can go in the magazine about your ornaization's year's events.

Books by Angela Lansbury, author, include:

Poetry Workshop workbook, first published 2008

Writing Poetry For Fun, first published 2008, republished in 2011

Animal Poems 2012

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We saw a Dinosaur, published in 2013

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Thursday, January 23, 2020

Never neglect to say goodbye



I say hello, later goodbye
I know that you will ask me why

Never neglect to say hello
Never neglect to say goodbye
That way you never lose a friend
Start well and that's how you should end

A friend will be there when you laugh
And therefore stay there when you cry
Make sure you always count two smiles
To compensate for when you sigh

One day, tomorrow you will die
So never forget to say goodbye.

Then when you reach the pearly gate
I guarantee you won't long wait
But you'll see friends you used to know
And they'll be glad to say hello.
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Copyright Angela Lansbury Jan 2020