Showing posts with label silk. Show all posts
Showing posts with label silk. Show all posts

Saturday, August 17, 2024

What Does A Cow Do? 458 A comical poem in praise of cows and poets, by Angela Lansbury

Cow puppet photo by Angela Lansbury. Copyright.

 I bought a cow puppet to amuse you

To tell you what cows usually do

In England we speak English, cows say moo

Because that is what we claim all cows do


What do cows in empty fields do all day

They are not like bulls, all work no play

All bull's job is to meet and greet, meet cows

To make friends fast - make calves. I can't say how


A cow's job's not pull nor push nor lift

A cow gives all of us a special gift

On supermarket shelves many types seen

Semi-skimmed, whole, organic, Jersey cream


A cow just eats and eats, what an easy life

Listens to music, not a lot of strife

It's out in summer, shelters in a shed

Don't count sheep to fall asleep, count cows instead.


How do working farmers make their money?

They sell milk from cows. From bee hives have honey

Some folk don't eat meat, but still love to eat

What can they do? Eat greens and say boo to you.


Silk worms eat mulberry trees make silk

From green grass the contented cows make milk

That's what insects and animals can make

What of us? Poems are what we create.

-ends- 

Please share links to your favourite poems.



Monday, July 10, 2017

Please don't bury me in a cemetery

Tomb of Oscar Wilde. France.

by Angela Lansbury

Please don't bury me in a cemetery
Where I'll be stuck for eternity
With words declaiming misery

Sit me in the box of a theatre
Until you can think of something better
A comedy to distract my debtors

When you are sure that I'm deceased
Prop me up at a table watching a feast
Give me bread and water and fruit, at least

I'd like a coffin with a window
Flowers and gold and a silken halo
And a phone in case I don't want to go

Romanian gravestones get biscuits and beer
Write on my headstone, 'Wish you were here'

Like primitives, dig me up a every year
Each year wash me off, provide a new dress*
In Sulawesi they say it saves children distress
So make me and my dead friends all look our best

If you have to pay for a cemetery
To please somebody from the powers that be
Then publish my books of comedy
Because laughter's the best tribute to me.

Angela Lansbury
copyright 2017

Inspired by Wolfe's poem about the burial of Sir John Moore at Corunna in Spain.
Toraja, Sulawesi, Indonesia
*http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2745169/Zombie-chic-Indonesian-village-Toraja-s-bizarre-annual-ritual-Ceremony-Cleaning-Corpses-MaiNene.html

Additions July Wed 26, written at the request of Alison Chisholm, poetry teacher, for performance at the last Summer Writers' Holiday in Fishguard, Wales. (You can still book for a spring weekend, Feb 2018. See www.writersholiday.net.

The Graveyard
by Angela Lansbury

Please

Wednesday, January 4, 2017

Poem: Raisin Children



Raisin Children 

By Angela 

 Years ago the day started with bacon and egg 
If you wanted some more you did not need to beg 
A big breakfast's a dream, 
in our new healthy scheme 

Hotel buffets, tut-tut, cost a fat arm and leg 
 Thank you, darling, for starting our breakfast with fruit 
As a sat in my silk wrap and clean birthday suit 
For more, "seconds?" we plead, as we lick the last seed As pleased picking out nuts as pirates listing loot 

A big spoon makes your milky porridge go faster 
A small spoon makes your dwindling porridge go laster 
How much food do you need? 
No, it isn't just greed 

Food is fun - plus emotional sticking plaster. 

 copyright Angela Lansbury Jan 4th 2017 
Just in case anybody missed it, there's a pun on raising children and raisin children, children raised on raisins, the modern fad for fruit and nuts. 

Costing an arm and a leg, meaning a lot of money, is also taken literally to mean making you fat. 

I hope you enjoy the alliteration: big breakfast, seconds and seek, pleased picking and pirates, listing loot, small spoon, food and fun, seconds and seed. 

Also notice assonance and rhyme: silk and milk, egg and beg and leg, dream and scheme, buffet and tut tut, buffet and fat, sat and wrap, plead and seed, need and greed, faster and laster, and plaster.