Showing posts with label beer. Show all posts
Showing posts with label beer. Show all posts

Saturday, January 31, 2026

You Are A Tube comical poem 725 by Angela Lansbury

Brunel statue on Paddington station in London, England. Photo by Angela Lansbury Copyright.


 We ride upon the London tube

Which carries crowds from place to place

We listen for the destination

Distracting noise, trip feet, frown face


Each body, too, is like a tube

Water drunk in, must then come out

Food follows like the circle line

Drops energy, and germs, no doubt


We scatter workers through the town

To break fast, lunch, and dine and sup

They say that what goes up comes down

When sick what went down comes up


Choose well where to spend day and night

If you go home, sit, watch telly

Drink too much wine, you sleep or fight

But drink beer, get a beer belly


Don't forgot what we should expect.

There's logic, warning, in the world

As science says, cause and effect

Maps, banners, signs, results unfurled.

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The London underground is called the tube because of the tunnels.

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Thursday, October 9, 2025

Three Close Friends Wine Tasting comical poem 671 by Angela Lansbury

'Hello, my name is Natalie, 

Here's Janet, that is Beverly

I have a husband, he's not here

He's not a wine man, he likes beer'

Cheese plate. Photo by Angela Lansbury. Copyright.


Beverley buys a plate of cheese

She hands it round, 'Do take some, please,'

She sends the plate round the table

Making friends, she is capable


Three good friends, smiling and happy

Three good friends, friendly, chatty

Every night they're out and about

They'll live to a hundred, I've no doubt.

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