Showing posts with label Chinese. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Chinese. Show all posts

Monday, September 11, 2023

Loving Son's Phone Call comic poem 221 by Angela Lansbury



I carry my phone all the time
I might get an important call
Good news will make me feel so fine
I welcome all, well, almost all

Sunday I was feeling lonely
When I was home, bored and alone
So I was glad someone called me
Was that some good friend on the phone?

Some callers I don't understand
Don't know my name, sex, where I am
They ask me questions in Chinese
No friend, it's just another scam

They want to sell me things for stairs
When I live in a bungalow
Or sell me pet food, I've no pets
I really think they ought to know

A voice I know - why, it's my son!
I am so pleased that I am wanted
How lovely, kind of him to call
He does not take me for granted

How glad I am when my son calls
First checks if I am welĺ or ill
He'll help me, if I pay his bill
Last, urgently, Mum, write your will.

-ends-

Copyright Angela Lansbury 2023.
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Monday, April 10, 2023

A Child Or Grandchild comic poem 182

Baby by water. Photo by Angela Lansbury. Copyright.


 What can I wish my dear grandchild, or yours?

Like the Chinese, give yourself great applause

May your Mum be pretty, if not, wealthy

May your Dad be young, if not, healthy


If you don't have a sister, or brother

AI's your 24/7 mother

Be happy, have mobiles, love song, live long

What could go wrong, go wrong, go wrong, go wrong?

***

Poems please with universality

Give glimpses of sweet immortality

I'll show you a draft? - to hide work's remiss

Please say, 'Its promising,' blow me a kiss


No poem's pefect  - I'll give it a tweak

And hope you'll say, 'That's much better!' next week.


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Friday, May 12, 2017

Packing List Poem



Packing List Poem
by Angela Lansbury

Every day I make a list
To make sure nothing vital's missed
The suitcase must be in the hall
Packed and locked for the taxi's call

I start to pack a month before
My bedroom looks like there's a war
The swimsuit, cap and new pool shoes
Papers to read - all last years' news

Dress, warm coat, skirt, shirt, light jacket
I can't find it - did I pack it?
The hat and gloves, map and notebook
Chocolate, sardines - no need to cook

The night clothes and the towel shoes
I might get more but can't be sure
A lipstick, pencil, pen and comb
Each thing I use each day at home

A toothbrush, toothpaste, a small soap
'though I'll get more when there, I hope
Hand cream, conditioner, shampoo
Repellent, empty food box - more to do

Count days away, work, sport and play
Clothes for touring, evening and day
Pickpocket proof - sew pocket zips
Add clipboard, sewing kit, paper clips

The underwear, the socks, the vest
Old clothes for hiking, dress that's 'best'
I'll always need smart clothes I know
For last night dinner and the group photo

I have to buy new hiking shoes
I'll go online, what should I choose?
Find old spare socks, they're clean but gosh
They're gray, they need another wash

Print long lists of what we should see
(To find one on which we agree!)
Check opening times, put numbers in phone
Neighbours, taxi for coming home

The reason I've so much to do
Is 'cos my phone update's not new
The passport, ticket, padlock - lock it
Lastly what goes in my pocket?

The keys, the fruit, water, spare bag
The pills, the ones which beat jet lag
A note to tell me empty bin
Take milk to neighbours if they're in

Remind the kids to water plants
Give them address, and phone the aunts
The doctors, dentists, clinics here
Check destination, what is near?

Yes, just in case I fall or slip
Check or buy insurance for the year, trip
Check time zones, sleep early or late
Set six alarms - prevent mistake

And make sure that when I'm away
When I arrive, the date, the day
I lose a day when flying east
Get jet lag; book tours, folklore feast

Cancel the meetings I can't make
I list and photo what I take
I'm sure that everything is planned
So all goes smoothly when I land

Plus list those vital words I'll need
If I lose my passport, I'm sick or bleed
Spanish, French, German, Russian, Chinese
Lunch, how much, too much, thank you, please.

Because I've learned from past mistake
The vital things I need to take
The sting relief and sticking plaster
Songs and jokes, for traffic jam laughter.

Am I a pessimist, or an optimist
No, I think I'm a realist

I'm overweight, re-pack, "We're late!
You're always late! The plane won't wait!"
I've packed too much, leave half behind
I was prepared, in my mind.

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Copyright Angela Lansbury, travel writer and photographer, poet, performer author and speaker.
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About the author

Angela Lansbury B A Hons ACG ALB PM5 EH5 DL5 VC5 
The Author of several books, including  Etiquette For Every Occasion. Wedding Speeches & Toasts. How to be the Best Man. Quick Quotations. Who Said What When.

Blogs travelwithangelalansbury.blogspot.com

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Braddell Heights Advanced Toastmasters Speakers Club Vice President Public Relations (VPPR), Previous President

Join BHA 1st Wednesday 7pm and 3rd Saturday 2 pm Singapore time

Vice President Public Relations (VP PR) of Tampines Changkat Advanced;

Secretary of weekly online Singapore International Dynamic Toastmasters Speakers’ Club;

Member and past president of Harrovians toastmasters club, UK; Past member of HOD Toastmasters, London. Past member in Singapore of: Toastmasters Club of Singapore (TCS); Tiarel; and Senja Cashew.

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Regular attendee at annual Swanwick Writers’ School, England.

Regular attendee at annual Writers’ Holiday, Wales.

Contributor to poetry readings, and after tea courses on: Speaking On Radio To Promote Books; and Plots And Character.

Winner of many club and area speaking contests in the UK and Singapore.

Language advisor to Empire Toastmasters club in Indonesia.

Language and speech workshops in Singapore.

Speaker on radio and TV in England, Scotland, the USA, and Australia.

Compiler of a school course on public speaking for teachers to prepare pupils for school open days with attending ceremonies before government ministers, Singapore.

Former member of Harrow Writers’ Circle, London, and two writing groups in Singapore.

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