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Showing posts with label police. Show all posts

Thursday, September 10, 2026

The Perfect Policeman. Comical poem 856 by Angela Lansbury


Toy policeman with toy car. Photo by Angela Lansbury.  Copyright. 

Detectives do dull paperwork

Dates, times, alibis, which we shirk

They look for two 'facts' which don't match

Alert, for criminals to catch


But in the daytime you don't meet

Enough policemen in the street

When there's too many, you complain

But too few - bring them back again!


Who can you call when others sleep?

Who stays calm when you wail and weep

But when there's fighting all about

Expect to get police who shout!

-ends-

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Monday, December 1, 2025

Rudy the Runaway Reindeer comical poem 696 by Angela Lansbury

 


Rudy the Runaway Reindeer

took off on a wet winter's day

It's family all called, 'Wish you were here

Stay here,' - but he sauntered away.


Everyone was out looking

The police did a search with a drone

The coastguard, even the Royal Marines

All wanted to help Rudy home


A thermal heat-seeking picture

Revealed where our lad fell asleep

He was over the moon, asleep by a dune

Thank God not lost in the deep


They escorted him safely home

An end to our worry and fears

As for Rudy, he'll tell his tale

Of his travel for many years.

-ends-

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Friday, April 25, 2025

Ava's Dolls' House comical poem 560 by Angela Lansbury



  Ava had a little dolly

And the dolly's name was Molly

Molly had a taller sister

And her sister's name was Elsa


The sisters lived in a big house

Which had a dog, a cat, and mouse

It had a garden, pots with flowers

A clock and sundial counted hours

 

Outside was small blue car

If dolly wanted to go far

And a train in the train station

And police in the police station 



In the hallway was a rug

Where Molly met you with a hug



In the hallway by the window

Was a long inviting settee

When you had nowhere to go

Shut your eyes, dream of the sea - or tea


In the kitchen the best honey

Which had cost a lot of money

In the kitchen was a cook

With an apron, bowl, and book


Upstairs was an attic bed

A pillow where you put your head

And a box with lots of toys

But the toys made no noise


And a wardrobe with a mirror

Where dollies could dress for dinner

And some pictures on the wall

With blue gum to fix them all


On the roof a helipad

Where you could land a little plane

Some of the roof was sloping

Made a runaway for the rain


The roof had statues of a dog

A Noah's ark, tortoise and frog

A cow, a horse, even a bear

A monster with a lot of hair


On the roof the cat with claws

Sat beside the Santa Claus

He hid on the roof all year

Waiting to deliver Chistmas cheer


Yes, dolly did have a brother

And a father, and a mother

Dolly-sitter Ava came to stay

When dollies' Dad went on holiday.


But the dolly girls went to school

And the school had lots of rules

About the times when you could play

The long weekends, and holidays.


At bedtime with a sigh

Dolly had to say goodbye

But Dolly was here to stay

Ready to play another day


So Ava shut the door, the house

Put in the cat, put out the mouse

She said, 'dear dollies, please sleep tight

I wish you, both, a very good night'.

-ends-

A new version with illustrations will be added tomorrow.

Tuesday, August 20, 2024

UK Mail Box Toppers and times comic poem 460 by Angela Lansbury



The red  post box has a colourful hat

Amazing!

What d'you think of that?


On many London street's itts done

Each season or event, another one

The public said that it was fun


We follow them along the way

Nonsense and skill brighten our day.

-ends- 

Mail box topper in crochet or knitting. August 2024. Photo by Angela Lansbury. Copyright.

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Thursday, January 18, 2024

What Keats Would Say Today comic poem 372 by Angela Lansbury

In anticipation of Burns night, inspired by A Facebook group, Mary's Law of English Rhyme.  I wrote this:

Angela Lansbury


Around the world groups greet new year

Briefly give last year's wins review

Reunion with friends old and new

Resolve what we and teams should do


Aultd lang syne's sung worldwide by all

'though we don't understand the words

We link arms, unless Covid calls

Sing, reading phones, repeat what's heard


Drive home on our old winding road 

"Police!" Drivers don't dare to drink 

Although a drop of warm whisky

Might help him talk and laugh and think 


Bounce over potholes, brave the bumps

They teach it's time for us to slow

Our party is with us right here

Wherever we may ride and go



We wait until we reach our home 

Where, law abiding as I am

At last together and alone 

I pour prosecoo, your wee dram  

 

I sink on my soft, sofa bed

My foam pillow's in silk, clean, deep

"Good night, my love, now you rest well,

Forget bad news, think sheep, and sleep."


Old love is like a long dead rose

Like a favourite comfy boot

But like a gnarled black winter tree

In spring it brings grandchildren, fruit.


My thoughts run races through my head

Before the nobile's  morning bleep  

I smile and chat with folks long dead

Then wake refreshed from drunken sleep.

-ends- 

Copyright Angela Lansbury. You may quote a couplet (two lines), which is fair use, providing you attribute the words to the author and provide a link to the original. 

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Note for poetry purists and the curious> When I wrote, 'Sing reading phones', I meant reading the words from phones. I was thinking of being at the last night of Writers Summer School when we sing Auld Lang Syne out of season.  Presentation and slide were words too long tor the line so I changed it to reading off a mobile phone. The unintended secodn meaning could be that people are reading whatsapp messages on their phones instead of singing Auld Lang Syne because they cannot understand the words and got distracted when looking for the words.

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