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Thursday, September 10, 2026

The Perfect Policeman. Comical poem 856 by Angela Lansbury

Detectives do dull paperwork

Dates, times, alibis, which we shirk

They look for two 'facts' which don't match

Alert, for criminals to catch


But in the daytime you don't meet

Enough policemen in the street

When there's too many, you complain

But too few - bring them back again!


Who can you call when others sleep?

Who stays calm when you wail and weep

But when there's fighting all about

Expect to get police who shout!

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