Showing posts with label saint. Show all posts
Showing posts with label saint. Show all posts

Wednesday, June 11, 2025

How To Wash And Clean, inspiring quick action guide - comical poem 584 by Angela Lansbury




 Comb. Wash. Dress. Wipe everything clean

Sink, taps, toilet. Hands, again. Face

My glasses; the computer screen

The plates, each neat, back in its place


Every time I make a good move

To clear the desk, or clean the floor

I find a lost glove, pen, coin, shoe

I'm rewarded! Keen to do more!


A good night's sleep - a re-born saint

Sweep the floor. Find needles! Pens. Pins

Sort coloured crayons, brush by paint.

Work makes up for yesterday's sins!


I exercise wrists, feet, neck, knees.

I'll file, or chuck out now-paid bills.

I label all important keys.

Throw, or return, outdated pills


I'll sort the rubbish, empty bins

I'll dress matched, so I look my best

When each room's done, the next begins.

I secretly sort others' mess!


List on fridge doors, which I can't lose

Leftovers make a quick dinner

Do up buttons, fold, pair odd shoes

Frame awards, show I'm a winner


I wonder what stopped me so long?

New system? No. Always knew it

Others must be stuck, tired, gone wrong

I'll inspire, show all can do it!

-ends-


I'm torn between ending, I'll tell the world, which amusingly reveals the smug, self-satisfied author, instructing others, and let's tell the world, which is inclusive and makes the reader and writer a team.

For editors, executors, feel free to read, remember, or print either version or both.

I changed the last couplet from There must be others tired, gone wrong, I'll show the world how they can do it.

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I have several books on poetry, quotations, wedding speeches, writing, and other subjects, in Lulu, Amazon, print on demand, in bookshops, ebooks or printed books which you can buy online or from me at meetings of Toastmasters International or the bookshop at Writers Summer School at Swanwick in the UK.

Monday, April 22, 2024

Teeth, Teeth comic poem 400 by Angela Lansbury

Angela Lansbury. Photo by Angela Lansbury. Copyright.


My teeth are what you see above

But teeth all have an underneath

Like icebergs, hidden, out of sight

Supporting, or destroying teeth


I hate to have a gaping hole

It makes a hole inside my soul

A nightmare, like a piece of coal

Waiting for fire, to give me grief


The dentist like a fearsome devil

With drills and bills, wholly evil

But I hope I can find a saint

To seal my teeth with sealant paint


To end my woes, in a short while

Either bring tears, or a big smile

And send me home with dancing shoes

Rest like mangy fox in calm snooze

Mangy fox snoozing on lawn in back garden, Hatch End, London, UK, April 2024. Photo by Angela Lansbury Copyright


Hygienists booked April til October

Can't even give me a look over

Fearing appointments will be missed

I settle for the waiting list


A new hygienist I could choose

To end my anxious eating blues

Like a glass of wine, beer or booze -

I hope my dentist gives good news.


-ends-

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my other blogs are

travelwithangelalansbury.blogspot.com

dressofthedayangela.blogspot.com

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Or talk to me at a Toastmasters International Club such as

Harrovians in London which is hybrid, online once a month, or

Singapore Online Dynamic Fridays, and LILT multilingual language club online on Sundays.


My books are on Lulu.com and Amazon.com I have ten books by mainstream publishers, such as Wedding Speeches & Toasts. My collections of poems with instructions on how you can write in similar styles include Writing Poetry For Fun and Poetry Workbook.

More recently I have self published Improve Your English with alliteration, assonance and rhyme. I have contributed poems and pieces on writing to Writing & Us, edited by Carolyn Street, which is on Amazon books.