Showing posts with label pain. Show all posts
Showing posts with label pain. Show all posts

Saturday, July 26, 2025

The Victim's Revenge comical poem 628 by Angela Lansbury

 The victim's statement in the court

May tell only of how they're fraught

But now be glad the villain's caught

May their sorry life come to nought


At the end, how much did they gain

Why adding to the world's pointless pain

The contrast picture you can paint

Is your rogue loved one as a saint.


It depends on how you spell it.

It depends on how you sell it.

Create your own mystery.

Write your own history.



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Copyright Angela Lansbury. 2025. July 26th.

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Wednesday, July 9, 2025

A & E & Me comical poem 613 by Angela Lansbury

I'm sitting in the A and E

Accident and Emergency 

An ambulance transported me

What will they do? Just wait and see


They have to take a lot of notes

Which have to pass from hand to hand

Before they give pain's antidote,

I'd like to hear a marching band


I'd like to hear a country song

Or watch a joyful travel show

"When will a see a doctor here?"

The nurse tells me, "I do not know


'Because even if you were first

If someone serious comes in

The doctor has to see them first

And most of our short staff are missing.'


It's gone midnight, I ought to sleep

Why is this room not dark?

Other patients chat loud all night

First thing wrong at Northwick Park



I have to say breakfast was good

Fruit! Banana's my preferred food

Easy to eat and not much mess

A quick relief for my distress


Two pregnant women vomiting

At breakfast time, not the best thing

The only good thing I can see

Is others are worse off than me


Back home with pills and into bed

A soft pillow under my head

What did I learn at A and E?

Good to be home, good to be me.

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Monday, April 25, 2022

The Speaker's Confession (Comic poem 134)



A Speaker's Club's President wears many hats
Getting speakers to speak free's as hard as herding cats
'I'm working late, again,' they say, 'I really have to work, 
I know you are important, and - I do not mean to shirk ...'

If you go online you can see me everywhere
You'll be shocked that I'm prepared to speak - although I'm not prepared
If another speaker disappears, at first it seems a pain
But I get one more chance to speak, that's why it's me again!
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Angela Lansbury in orange wig with puppet. Selfie photo by Angela Lansbury.