Showing posts with label Northwick Park. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Northwick Park. Show all posts

Wednesday, July 9, 2025

A & E & Me comical poem 613 by Angela Lansbury

I'm sitting in the A and E

Accident and Emergency 

An ambulance transported me

What will they do? Just wait and see


They have to take a lot of notes

Which have to pass from hand to hand

Before they give pain's antidote,

I'd like to hear a marching band


I'd like to hear a country song

Or watch a joyful travel show

"When will a see a doctor here?"

The nurse tells me, "I do not know


'Because even if you were first

If someone serious comes in

The doctor has to see them first

And most of our short staff are missing.'


It's gone midnight, I ought to sleep

Why is this room not dark?

Other patients chat loud all night

First thing wrong at Northwick Park



I have to say breakfast was good

Fruit! Banana's my preferred food

Easy to eat and not much mess

A quick relief for my distress


Two pregnant women vomiting

At breakfast time, not the best thing

The only good thing I can see

Is others are worse off than me


Back home with pills and into bed

A soft pillow under my head

What did I learn at A and E?

Good to be home, good to be me.

-ends-



Friday, May 6, 2016

The Train Approaching



The Train Approaching
by Angela Lansbury

The train approaching platform two
Is not the train for me or you
The train approaching is not stopping
Thus evading pigeon dropping

The train's approaching very fast
We passengers think: 'Here - at last!'
It's racing past - but then it slows
To keep us hopefuls on our toes

Today I've made some mental notes
Schools close, open for adult votes
I have no need, I've done the deed
I choose my mayor with postal votes

I did not go to Northwick Park
But seedy Kenton - don't buy shares
Rebuilding, temporary bridge
I 'suppose it shows the mayor cares

The train approaching platform two
At last, the train for me and you
To a Wine Fair, we're on our way
A sunny London Transport day.
-ends-
Angela Lansbury B A Hons, author, poet, performer.