Showing posts with label gain. Show all posts
Showing posts with label gain. Show all posts

Saturday, July 26, 2025

The Victim's Revenge comical poem 628 by Angela Lansbury

 The victim's statement in the court

May tell only of how they're fraught

But now be glad the villain's caught

May their sorry life come to nought


At the end, how much did they gain

Why adding to the world's pointless pain

The contrast picture you can paint

Is your rogue loved one as a saint.


It depends on how you spell it.

It depends on how you sell it.

Create your own mystery.

Write your own history.



-ends-

Copyright Angela Lansbury. 2025. July 26th.

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Friday, July 25, 2025

My Thousand Lives comical poem 626 by Angela Lansbury


Pill and water glass. Photo by Angela Lansbury. Copyright.

 I am a person who has lived a thousand lives

I've learned a thousand new facts

Ignored a thousand old lies

I'm like a thousand white clouds floating past blue skies


I am not the person who I saw yesterday

In mirrors and in photographs

That stranger's fading far away

I'm someone else, changing today


I've seen warm sunshine and felt cool, refreshing rain

I've felt exquisite pleasure and excruciating pain

Some things keep repeating, others never seen again

But always something new, so I don't complain


Not healthy and strong like when I was young

Yet not so ill as others, the worst case in a distant place

Not allergic to everyone, My time has not yet come

There's still some fun, so much more to be done


I've paid a lot of bills but they keep sending me more bills

I've taken lots of pills and if I must I'll take more pills

And as circumstances change I must rewrite my will

I've not yet had enough, 'though I've had my fill



I've grown taller, but got smaller

I've grown fat and I've grown thin

I've flown half way round the world

Today I've chosen to stay in


I've eaten a lot of new food

I have paid a lot of cooks

I have read a lot of books

And I've written lots of books



I was younger, now I'm older

I was warmer, now I'm colder

I was scared but now I'm bolder

Full of passion, now just smoulder


I am smiling, but tomorrow

I may be full of sorrow

You won't find the same person

If you wait until tomorrow


Every day is something new

Each week, seven days to gain

The mystery of it all

Is too hard to explain


My childhood is far behind

But the sun is in the sky

And the light's a delight so

I won't waste time wondering why


In some ways I'm better

In some ways I am worse

I will always be a small blessing

Facing life's big evolving curve and curse






I am sending you this message

Not snappily but happily to say

Please meet me and greet me

To learn how I'm unique, today.

-ends-

Copyright Angela Lansbury. 2025. July 25th.

"A man cannot step into the same river twice, because it is not the same river, and he is not same man." -Heraclitus. Quote.

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Saturday, November 13, 2021

Who can I blame?



😓 

When things go wrong

Who can I blame?

It's no good blaming

What's-his-name? 

😕

'cos what-is-name

Has gone away

He won't be back

For many a day

😲

It isn't fair

It isn't right

It's no good saying

It'll be all right

😫

It's no good blaming

God or Fate 

For the next round

You just have to wait

😦

It's not your turn

Your day will come

It's come and gone

Pull the other one

😳

I don't have fortune

I didn't gain fame

And nobody

Remembers my name

😠

And if they do

Much good it makes

Maybe I've not got

What it takes


Well, don't blame me

It's not my fault

I've only done

What I've been taught

🙍

I'm not the sort

To always complain

So I won't say

That you're to blame.

🙊

I do not want

To cause a riot

I'll say nothing

Just keep quiet.

😴

-ends-

Credit. emoji from wikimedia.


About the Author Angela Lansbury

BIOGRAPHY

Angela Lansbury B A Hons ACG ALB PM5 EH5 DL5 VC5 
The Author of several books, including  Etiquette For Every Occasion. Wedding Speeches & Toasts. How to be the Best Man. Quick Quotations. Who Said What When.

Blogs travelwithangelalansbury.blogspot.com

dressofthedayangela.blogspot.com

translateforfun.blogspot.com

Braddell Heights Advanced Toastmasters Speakers Club Vice President Public Relations (VPPR), Previous President

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Vice President Public Relations (VP PR) of Tampines Changkat Advanced;

Secretary of weekly online Singapore International Dynamic Toastmasters Speakers’ Club;

Member and past president of Harrovians toastmasters club, UK; Past member of HOD Toastmasters, London. Past member in Singapore of: Toastmasters Club of Singapore (TCS); Tiarel; and Senja Cashew.

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Regular attendee at annual Swanwick Writers’ School, England.

Regular attendee at annual Writers’ Holiday, Wales.

Contributor to poetry readings, and after tea courses on: Speaking On Radio To Promote Books; and Plots And Character.

Winner of many club and area speaking contests in the UK and Singapore.

Language advisor to Empire Toastmasters club in Indonesia.

Language and speech workshops in Singapore.

Speaker on radio and TV in England, Scotland, the USA, and Australia.

Compiler of a school course on public speaking for teachers to prepare pupils for school open days with attending ceremonies before government ministers, Singapore.

Former member of Harrow Writers’ Circle, London, and two writing groups in Singapore.

Angela is on Facebook, Instagram, LinkedIn, Pinterest, Twitter. She would be delighted to link up with new friends.

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