Showing posts with label antidote. Show all posts
Showing posts with label antidote. Show all posts

Tuesday, July 15, 2025

The Story Of How Our New Fence Is A Ray of Hope, comical poem 620 by Angela Lansbury

 


Our old fence was weak, broken, holed

Ivy webs spread, crawled to hide it

Chipped flower pots sprawled below it

Ivy climbed up pipes beside it

Broken fence. Photo by Angela Lansbury.  Copyright. 

Everything about it shouted

Old people living here are dead

No action moves inside their heads

Their bank accounts are in the red


One weak panel had fallen down

Blown by a storm, hit by hard knocks

Let in burglars, litter, stray dogs

A badger, cat, a mangy fox


We whatsapped, emailed, asked around

Who'll fix our fence and make it sound?

Make it. last, ten years? Even more

Look young and strong, like us before


A neighbour, called, named his high price

('Cheaper's short-lived, though still looks nice')..

His team carted off trunks, twined trees

Swept up weeds, twigs and fallen leaves


Our fence is prim, proper, brand new

Solid - like dry pens? Sticks of old glue?

Like us, proud sign of stern defence

Stiff, steady, ready, our grand new fence!


New fence. 2025.

Photo by Angela Lansbury. Copyright. 

There's more to do, there's more we lack -

I've problems with my aching back

An x-ray shows no broken bones -

We need to fix those paving stones


But for one ill, an antidote

Today's new sight's a ray of hope.

-ends-

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Wednesday, July 9, 2025

A & E & Me comical poem 613 by Angela Lansbury

I'm sitting in the A and E

Accident and Emergency 

An ambulance transported me

What will they do? Just wait and see


They have to take a lot of notes

Which have to pass from hand to hand

Before they give pain's antidote,

I'd like to hear a marching band


I'd like to hear a country song

Or watch a joyful travel show

"When will a see a doctor here?"

The nurse tells me, "I do not know


'Because even if you were first

If someone serious comes in

The doctor has to see them first

And most of our short staff are missing.'


It's gone midnight, I ought to sleep

Why is this room not dark?

Other patients chat loud all night

First thing wrong at Northwick Park



I have to say breakfast was good

Fruit! Banana's my preferred food

Easy to eat and not much mess

A quick relief for my distress


Two pregnant women vomiting

At breakfast time, not the best thing

The only good thing I can see

Is others are worse off than me


Back home with pills and into bed

A soft pillow under my head

What did I learn at A and E?

Good to be home, good to be me.

-ends-