Showing posts with label fiction. Show all posts
Showing posts with label fiction. Show all posts

Friday, October 6, 2023

A Writer's Big Decision comic poem number 338 by Angela Lansbury


 

A writer's one big decision

Is producing fact or fiction

Careful not to upset factions

Of well organized religion


when can you reveal a secret

When they'd said promise you'll keep it

Years later, when they're dead and gone

Surely you can speak up, move on?


Until you unexpected find

That distant folk are not so blind

For unaccountably they mind

Protecting what\s been left behind


They think of their reputation

Of their family and nation

Is it damaged beyond repair

We share our ancestors as heirs


So in the writer's anxious eyes

Is built the heaviest disguise

For no matter how hard one tries

The world fights over all your lies


And when you smiling read aloud

To entertain a happy crowd

Prepare, when cornered, what to do

When one demands, was that girl you?


Be honest, is that story true?

You can think and blink, um and ah

But saying no won't get you far

When you sell signed books in the bar


So here's the safest thing to do

You must pretend it isn't you

Set your wild plot up in the stars

Put your whole family on Mars


You can't defame the old, deceased

And at the very, very least

You can escape, and find release.

Pretend the villains wanted peace


Of course you pity those who hide

Of course you pity those who died

It's tempting to kill enemies

Wishful thinking is sure to please


However much the readers scoff

You can't kill hated villains off

That's not the clever thing to do

You need to save them for book two.

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Saturday, September 9, 2023

Food Addiction comic poem 220 by Angela Lansbury



 Interlude on Food 


Don’t tell me that eating food’s an addiction

You will add to today’s friction - and fiction

I eat to live and I live to eat -

But the internet says give up chocolate and meat


Why am I so obsessed with food?

Because food does me good and improves my mood

When I am late or in a bad state

I can cheer myself up with a big box of chocolate


I like two big portions of roast potato

Can I compensate with one sundried tomato?

I love spuds baked, mashed, chipped or sauté 

Give me potatoes, any way, every day


Alas, the weighing machine’s news is sad

It tells me the truth and I am not glad

That ice cream and chocolates will bring me more sorrow

If I leave my diet, again, ‘til tomorrow.


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Angela Lansbury copyright Saturday September 9th 2023