Showing posts with label animals. Show all posts
Showing posts with label animals. Show all posts

Wednesday, September 10, 2025

Darling Little Squirrels - Stop! comical poem 660 by Angela Lansbury

 

  • Grey Squirrel on fence. Photo by Trevor Sharot. Copyright. 

Those darling little squirrels, cute

Were missing, never seen at dawn

They're back, cute, busy making waves

No - now they're digging up my lawn!


Now handsome is as handsome does

When my garden's their empty stage

Those heroes become villains when

Their actions put me in a rage.


All animals are friends or foe

Depending what they do to you

Depending where they and you go

The fashion, passion, what you know.


Some say that, 'They are troublesome

And when th,ey do their worst

Both they and their defenders

Are evil, and should be cursed'


While others say, 'Please let them be.

They were here first. They should be free!'

What's wrong? They're gone! Now you can see

Each five minutes life changes me.

-ends-

It's up to you, that's all from me.

 what will be will be.

Please share links to your favourite poems in posts on this blog.

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Sunday, December 20, 2020

How to write a Christmas card poem + Comic Poem No 131 Christmas Crackers



CHRISTMAS & ANNUAL EVENTS

 1 To write poems for cards in advance, select an occasion, or series of occasions, such as:

Anniversary, Birthday

Christmas, Belated Christmas

New Year

Religious Christian/Other religion such as Jewish Hanukah/Secular

Make a small file to store your first drafts. Write down rhymes or rhythms or free verse ideas.

...

ANIMALS, PEOPLE, PLACES, TRANSPORT

Animals/Birds๐ŸฆŠ๐Ÿฆ„๐Ÿ”๐Ÿ„๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿช๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿฆ•๐Ÿ“๐Ÿฆƒ๐Ÿฆข๐Ÿฆœ๐Ÿฆ‰๐Ÿง. 

Beloved Cats, Dogs naughty or missed, pets, annoying or cute.

Animals: flocks of sheep, manger, cows, sheep, donkeys๐Ÿ‘€

Domestic animals: birds, cats, dogs, rabbits

Reindeer

Transport: Sleigh, husky dogs, horses


Season: sun; snow; before and after.

Location: Middle East, Jerusalem 


Humans

Central People: baby Jesus/Jesus/ Mary๐Ÿ’–

Visitors: three Magi, Shepherds, visitors, strangers, passers by


Garden, yard, trees, wood, forest✔

.....

FOOD, DRINK AND DINING ROOM

Food; Turkey 

Dessert: Christmas pudding, 

Tea time: Christmas cake, yule log, stollen, panettone

Wine: mulled wine, red wine, pink, white wine, bubbly, Champagne

Dinner, supper, midnight feast๐ŸŽ‰

table, chair, tablecloth

buffet❤

feast

candle, candle light

...

SEASONAL CELEBRATIONS
Gifts: parcel, present, wishes๐ŸŒน๐ŸŽ

Photographs Merriment: jokes, laughter,


Go through a dictionary of synonyms to find alternative words.

For example, 

tree, forest, branch, leaves, wood, fir, pine, cones

adore, appreciate, cherish, love, lust, love, marriage, show affection, worship

donate, gift, give, loan, present, share

family, love, mate, kith and kin, extended family, brothers and sisters, in-laws, significant other, mother, father, Dad, Mum, granddad, grandmother, grandchild, son, daughter, sweetie, offspring descendants


Go through a rhyming dictionary to find rhymes:

For example:


bed, head, bedhead, red, read, said, ๐Ÿ‘

angel, bell, dell, Del, fell, heaven and hell, sell, tell, well

all, ball, call, fall, gall, hall, mall, pall, small, tall

bring, ding, ringing, ring, sing, singing, wing, winging, queen, king๐Ÿ˜ƒ

Christmas day, far away, bay, gay, hay, holiday, jay, lay, may, neigh, pay, ray, say, tray, way

be, yet to be, Dee, fee, free, glee, he, me, see, she, tea, tee, three, tree, we, Zee๐ŸŒด☘

wreath, beneath, heath, teeth

gift, lift, miffed, rift, sift, ๐Ÿ˜

live, forgive

mice, nice, slice, spice๐Ÿฅ ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ๐Ÿฅ•

above, love๐Ÿ’–

prove, smooth, soothe

bow, doe, foe, go, ho-ho, Jo, Joe, loh, low, mow, know, no, row, show, snow, tow, woe

fleece, peace, ๐Ÿ’‹

calm, harm

been, dean, Dene, jeans, teens, lean, mean, teen, green, queen, seen, screen, wean,

Cream, scream 

cope, dope, hope

awoke, bloke, joke, mope, nope, Pope, rope, soap, woke๐Ÿ˜Š๐ŸŽ‰

clappy, happy

clap, mishap, tap

go, know, mistletoe๐Ÿ˜œ

heaven sent, ornament, well spent✔

beer, clear, fear, year๐Ÿ’•


Read your poem to another person or two or three to get their ideas, objections and corrections and additions to the subjects, recipients, people and events described.

Look up other Christmas cards to see their messages.


Find your previous year's Xmas photo for inspiration.

Useful Websites

dictionary.com

https://messages.365greetings.com/


About the Author

Angela Lansbury is a travel writer and photographer, author and speaker, fashionista. Please share links to your favourite posts or one or more of the blogs

Books include Wedding Speeches and Toasts (Ward Lock/Cassell)

Quick Quotations (Lulu.com) 

travelwithangelalansbury.blogspot.com

dressofthedayangela.blogspot.com

https://comicpoemsbynutter.blogspot.com/

https://comicpoemsbynutter.blogspot.com/2020/12/how-to-write-christmas-card-poem.html


Christmas - Crackers!

by Angela Lansbury

When white snow paints rooftops and icy ground

When goodwill glitters grumbles all around

When sweet singing fills the frosty air

Ice skating, theatre, dark nights at the fair


When the golden bells are ringing

When the well-dressed choirs are singing

When people madly, badly dance in red and green

When parcels, ribbons, bows are seen


When the winter trees are green

Bright lights are white, or new and blue

When the seasons turn around

That's when thoughts turn from them to you


I think of a wide-eyed laughing child

I think of teens, parties so wild

I think of happy times we had

I think of you and I feel glad


Whether you're near or far away

Those best of times will always stay

That cinema inside I see

Re-plays happy days for you and me


So thank you for fond memories

For over-eating festive food, and sleeping after toasts with fizz

Our photos show the safety mask we know

Thoughts of bad and good old days make new days glow.