Thursday, September 25, 2025
The Coffee In Your Coffee Cup - comical poem 665 by Angela Lansbury
The coffee in your coffee cup
Is important, drink it up
Add some milk if it's too hot
Drink it quickly if it's not
In World War Two the Brits drank tea
This was the story Mum told me
Not tea bags dust, real tea leaf tea
Shops' pots of tea - cup two came free
Then when I reached the caffeine age
To gain courage to face life's stage
My habits turned another page
When coffee became all the rage
Now coffee is for connoisseurs
We have capsules, his and hers
Coffee shows class (we can't wear furs)
A drinker smiles like a cat purrs
We offer coffee when we meet
A proper coffee is a treat
The coffee bars offer a choice
Each customer has their own voice
Your name is written on the cup
Don't drink too fast but make it last
An interlude to gboost your mood
The food of love, a fattening food.
A pattern is drwan on the top
Cut out caffeine, I ought to stop
Save money spent in coffee shops
a coffee chocolate, that's the tops.
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Angela Lansbury. Copyright. 2025. Sept 25th
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Monday, September 22, 2025
Lost - But Found! comical poem number 664 by Angela Lansbury
Yesterday we had a big loss
I'm trying to be pleased, not cross
I often find it seems the same
When something's lost, I get the blame
I keep hoping it's simply hid
I keep rewinding what we did
Check photos, phone shops, don't lose heart
Replay the day right from the start
We seemed to spend lots of money
In a delightful art-craft shop
Choose for me, next our small honey
Then we both knew we had to stop
First buy - watercolour pencils
Then paper, a thick drawing pad
Then a putty rubber, eraser
The total sum was looking bad
We chose one thing, watching money
Just one thing more, it grew to four
One last thing, do me a favour
Small putty rubber, (eraser)
Four times seven is twenty eight
The assistant is working hard
Spending money's bad, yet great
Thank goodness we've a credit card
Do you want a bag? We disagree
My mistake, I thought it was free
Our friends have left, we must hurry
Where had they gone? Minor worry.
***
We'd checked the room of our hotel
Checked out. Trip over, All seemed well.
One day later, unpacked at home
Our precious purchases? They've gone!
We both serched near, we both searched far
Not in my bag, suitcase, nor car
Not on my desk, under my chair
Hall, corridor, looked everywhere
I searched the web, hoped for a sale
Replace? Keep searching! Wrote email
Recorded message, use our web
Click send, Type here, again it said!
For hours and hours I felt bereft
I wondered where it could be left
Left in the toilet I suspect
Our friend down south, she might collect
***
Next day, at last, thank God it's found!
His study floor it's run aground.
Lay hidden under something else.
What lesson for you? And myself?
Save yourselves from getting fraught
By recalling what you've been taught
Check which of you has bags, and where
Check table, under bed and chair
Stick address labels labels on each gift
Note where it is, each time you lift.
When you unpack, have a gifts place!
You'll save yourself a three-day chase
Nobody need apologise
Learn from mistakes, let's all be wise
Keep order, Calm down. Look around
Forget trouble. What's lost was found!
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Clocks, Locks And Socks comical poem 663 by Angela Lansbury Copyright
Watch to watch. Photo by Angela Lansbury. Copyright.
Clocks, Locks And Socks comical poem 66 by Angela Lansbury
I yawn - put clock faces away
I'll treat late afternoon like night
I shrug, put watch and phone away
Later I'll turn night into day
Forced to get up when nature calls
I see it's three, it's not yet light
That's how I guess that it's still night
Don't turn on lights, just hold the walls
I feel awake, go back to bed
Silk pillow's waiting for my head
I yawn and sigh, kick off my socks
I know it's night, I don't need clocks
I yawn and sigh and sigh and yawn
Can't sleep - yet suddenly it's dawn
I turn over, then check the clocks
I've overslept, that is a shock
I hear the bell, I hear loud knocks
I find my shoes, hunt, seek my socks
Unlock, Parcels. I sign, re-lock
Not yet mid-day! Good news from clocks!
It's getting late, I'm short of time
Sorry, I must re-use old rhyme
No-one's ignored me if they mock
I've won more time, beaten the clock.
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Saturday, September 13, 2025
Time To Diet - A Distraction comical poem 662 by Angela Lansbury
First thing - I ought to weigh myself
It's up to me it's my own health
My buttons burst, I've split my skirt
I must admit it's me I've hurt
I know when I'm on a diet
Don't tell your friends, best keep quiet
Eat half or whole? You're in control
When faced with breafast's brown seed roll
Is time an enemy or friend?
It warns, bad start, good - break time ends
The one thing dieters can't stop
Is time's march like a ticking clock
I have a hunch it's time for lunch
To chew, to chomp, swallow and munch
At waiting I'm still a beginner
I struggle to wait for dinner
If I can't wait I'll take a date
Next time my loot's a piece of fruit
A glass of water helps me wait
Weigh myself in my birthday suit
Open the fridge, I look for tea
A host of food is calling me
Until I see the warning clock
Slam the fridge door, this search must stop
Postpone pleasure, postpone sorrow
Once more, diet starts tomorrow
Once a sinner, now a winner
Just say 'no seconds' at dinner
Old friends praise me, "You look thinner!"
I've a secret, I won't keep it
Avoid trouble, don't eat double
Snacks? Half a chocolate biscuit.
Brain and tummy, like dad and mummy
Fight over who will win this time
Wine? Just one sip, Water first. Win!
Let's fight off hunger writing rhyme.
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Version one of thi poem read I gihgt off hunger writing rhyme. I thought that was a surprise. I changed it to let's fight off hunger writing rhyme. More inclusive of the reader. A message. Now I'm wondering if the first version was more original. I have left the second version but added this note, so leave it to the poem reader or poem performer to choose.
Let's fight off hunger writing rhyme is also an instruction to yself in the future. Distraction. Distraction activity.
Wednesday, September 10, 2025
The Missing Mouse comical poem 661 by Angela Lansbury Copyright
Something is wrong with this house
A mouse which nobody can see
I knocked it on the floor somewhere
And it's eluding me
I'm sure that I would be just fine
If somebody could redesign
A mouse, which falls a foot or two
Will quickly bleep, alerting you
Maybe I'll add luminous tape
So that the mouse cannot escape
You wonder how I found it
What we did to confound it
After I had looked everywhere
My husband looked under my chair
And guess what,folks
Yes, it was there.
So with this mishap in your mind
I'd be glad if you'd redesign
A mouse which you see day and night
And shouts, 'I'm on the left,' (or right)
When your prototype's reached its best
And you want to give it a test
I will drop it right behind me
Dear friends, you know where to find me.
I'm on the floor
In my own house
I'm looking for
A missing mouse.
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Darling Little Squirrels - Stop! comical poem 660 by Angela Lansbury
- Grey Squirrel on fence. Photo by Trevor Sharot. Copyright.
Those darling little squirrels, cute
Were missing, never seen at dawn
They're back, cute, busy making waves
No - now they're digging up my lawn!
Now handsome is as handsome does
When my garden's their empty stage
Those heroes become villains when
Their actions put me in a rage.
All animals are friends or foe
Depending what they do to you
Depending where they and you go
The fashion, passion, what you know.
Some say that, 'They are troublesome
And when th,ey do their worst
Both they and their defenders
Are evil, and should be cursed'
While others say, 'Please let them be.
They were here first. They should be free!'
What's wrong? They're gone! Now you can see
Each five minutes life changes me.
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It's up to you, that's all from me.
what will be will be.
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Why Should A Poem Be Serious? comical poem 659 by Angela Lansbury Copyright
Why should a poem be serious!
Should I be funny or not?
Comedians are popular
And they get paid a lot!
Newspapers are full of tragedy
My friend Sandra won't read news at all
I'm in need of distracting comedy
While listening for the emergency call.
When asked to dinner, what to do?
"What should I bring? Must bring something ...'
They smiled, "The entertainment was you!"
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Angela Lansbury copyright Oct 10th 2025
The Rain Is Waning comical poem 658 by Angela Lansbury
The rain's not waning
But I'm not complaining
I've heard all the keep healthy talks
That I ought to get out in the sun
Stock up on vitamin D in walks
But my vitamin D pills have been done
My positive thinking will harden
As soon as logic takes over
'though a thwarted suntan lover
I need not water the garden
The garden looks like I've bungled
The plants are growing apace
Not a garden, more like a jungle
The poor weeds are fighting for space
The rain cannot last for ever
Tomorrow we'll see sun again
When the sun stays out, threatening drought
We'll be longing for rain again.
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copyright Angela LansburyWed August 9th 2025
Writer's Lament comical poem number 657 by Angela Lansbury from Harrow Writers' Circle Archives
Cuckoo clock for cuckoo writers. Photo by Angela Lansbury. Copyright.
The Writer's Lament
The deadline loomed, the brain was dumb
And inspiration would not come
But I won't admit that I am so dumb
When clocks says it's too late - work's suddenly done!
Angela Lasnbury
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I wrote that for the Harrow Writers' Circle Christmas party on December 20th 2001.
Saturday, September 6, 2025
The Happy Sea's Shipwrecks comical poem 656 by Angela Lansbury
I'm happy as the silver sea
Friends bring new happiness to me
I'm dancing like the tumbling waves
Like a lifeguard swims, free and brave
In winter travellers stay on shore
Lazy, till summer calls once more
A dog, cat, child, blind man can see
Who's brought purpose in life to me
Grandchildren end lonely misery
'though life's not always safe, pain-free
When I look in your lovely eyes
I see red earth, and bright blue skies
Sunmer sun, spring rain, winter snow
The seeds we'll plant, water will grow
I'll teach you all the myths I know,
Tall palms grow fast,
The past won't last
Be patient, fruit at first grows slow
We have a glowing group of friends
Ripples of goodwill never ends
We cut, and prune, and mow each hour
Dreaming of herbs, spices, flowers
Like a teenage couple glancing
A fairytale romance with dancing
Hold hands by bands, ballons, fir
Liqueur, bonheur and orchestra
Floating, glinting on sequinned sea
Wherever your float boat may be
Waves of joy bring you back to me
Vows like gems keep you happy
Like tourists surfing on the waves
Exploring vast inviting sea
Which pulls most hosts to safe sandy shores
Your shady haven, home with me.
But shores have rocks, you should expect
Don't shut your eyes, hope we don't see
Steer firm past pirates on shipwrecks
Who wish they'd sailed with you and me.
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