Monday, September 22, 2025

Lost - But Found! comical poem number 664 by Angela Lansbury

 Yesterday we had a big loss

I'm trying to be pleased, not cross

I often find it seems the same

When something's lost, I get the blame


I keep hoping it's simply hid

I keep rewinding what we did

Check photos, phone shops, don't lose heart

Replay the day right from the start


We seemed to spend lots of money

In a delightful art-craft shop

Choose for me, next our small  honey

Then we both knew we had to stop


First buy - watercolour pencils

Then paper, a thick drawing pad

Then a putty rubber, eraser

The total sum was looking bad


We chose one thing, watching money

Just one thing more, it grew to four

One last thing, do me a favour

Small putty rubber, (eraser)


Four times seven is twenty eight

The assistant is working hard

Spending money's bad, yet great

Thank goodness we've a credit card


Do you want a bag? We disagree

My mistake, I thought it was free

Our friends have left, we must hurry

Where had they gone? Minor worry.

***

We'd checked the room of our hotel

Checked out. Trip over,  All seemed well.

One day later, unpacked at home

Our precious purchases? They've gone!


We both serched near, we both searched far

Not in my bag, suitcase, nor car

Not on my desk, under my chair

Hall, corridor, looked everywhere


I searched the web, hoped for a sale

Replace? Keep searching! Wrote email

Recorded message, use our web

Click send,  Type here, again it said!


For hours and hours I felt bereft

I wondered where it could be left

Left in the toilet I suspect

Our friend down south, she might collect

***

Next day, at last, thank God it's found!

His study floor it's run aground.

Lay hidden under something else.

What lesson for you? And myself?


Save yourselves from getting fraught

By recalling what you've been taught

Check which of you has bags, and where

Check table, under bed and chair


Stick address labels labels on each gift

Note where it is, each time you lift.

When you unpack, have a gifts place!

You'll save yourself a three-day chase


Nobody need apologise

Learn from mistakes, let's all be wise

Keep order, Calm down. Look around

Forget trouble. What's lost was found!

-ends-

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If you meet me and have one of my books with you I can sign it and write a rhyming couplet using your name, or the name of the person for whom you bought the book as a gift. 


Review from purchaser

I giggled a lot reading your book. 

Amparo, Harrovian Toastmasters International Speakers' Club, London.



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