Showing posts with label birthday suit. Show all posts
Showing posts with label birthday suit. Show all posts

Saturday, September 13, 2025

Time To Diet comical poem by Angela Lansbury

 Is time an ememy or friend

It brings bad and good to an end

The one thing that you cannot stop

Is time's match like a ticking clock


I have a hunch it's time for lunch

To chew to chomp swallow and munch

At waiting I'm still a beginner

I struggle to wait for dinner


If I can't wait I'll take a date

Next time my loot's a piece of fruit

A glass of water helps me wait

Weigh myself in my birthday suit


Open the fridge, I look for tea

A host of food is calling me

Until I see the warning clock

Slam the fridge door, this search must stop


My brain and tummy, dad and mummy

Fight over who will win this time

This time I'll see which one will win

And fight off hunger writing rhyme.

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