Something is wrong with this house
A mouse which nobody can see
I knocked it on the floor somewhere
And it's eluding me
I'm sure that I would be just fine
If somebody could redesign
A mouse, which falls a foot or two
Will quickly bleep, alerting you
Maybe I'll add luminous tape
So that the mouse cannot escape
You wonder how I found it
What we did to confound it
After I had looked everywhere
My husband looked under my chair
And guess what,folks
Yes, it was there.
So with this mishap in your mind
I'd be glad if you'd redesign
A mouse which you see day and night
And shouts, 'I'm on the left,' (or right)
When your prototype's reached its best
And you want to give it a test
I will drop it right behind me
Dear friends, you know where to find me.
I'm on the floor
In my own house
I'm looking for
A missing mouse.
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