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Sunday, October 11, 2026

The God Of The Garden. Comical poem number 869 by Comic Angela Lansbury.

 I am the God of the Garden

I am the wise one who creates

I plant trees to shelter from breeze

Which start so small but grow too great


I'm the smug God of the Garden

But over years made two mistakes

You use spades when the earth hardens

Spend too much time on my garden


I plant bulbs for flowers in spring

I planted almost everything

All the seeds, but none of the weeds

Vibrant red apples Fall will bring


Orange roses in front garden of Hatch End. Photo by Angela Lansbury. copyright.

I plant flowers for birds and bees

I laid paths, a low wall of brick

Roses, bushes, fences and trees

Pear grow too slow, cypress too quick


The neighbours' hole helped send hedgehogs

Parrakeets preen, green hiding frog

Tennis ball, litter - dropped by fox

Birds, animals, lost cat, stray dog


First I was glad to see the fox

Next I was glad to see the cat

The lawn had puzzling big brown holes

I was not glad to glimpse the rat.


Yesterday hot, but today not

Today is cold, if truth be told

Today I am staying snug indoors

Sweeping garden mud off the floors.

-ends-

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