Darling, pull your self together
Because, better late than never
Always get your act together
For me, a friend in all weather
You can't teach an old dog new tricks
But learn something new every day
So, let's make hay while the sun shines
Quick, we have to go a good way
Today I am on tenterhooks
Wondering if I should leapfrog
Over to my umbrellas 'cause
It's started raining cats and dogs
Should I sit tight, weather the storm?
Stay at home, I won't come to harm
You look as if you've seen a ghost
Maybe I should sound the alarm
Please, dear, don't give me a black look
I mustn't be in your black book
Maybe you should make a clean breast
Of it, and get it off your chest
I'm trying to stay on the ball
But this task drives me up the wall\
I think that you should all play ball
Because pride comes before a fall
We know, at the end of the day
You are as wet as a drowned rat
And, it seems, as blind as a bat
Phone home before you hit the sack
Please sit up, wind up, settle up
I think we should call it a day
I'm sure you can hold up, dear friends
If those pigs are all in your pay
Ill winds blow no-one any good
It'll be right as rain, touch wood
I enjoy wining and dining
All clouds have a silver lining.
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