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Sunday, July 21, 2024

Painting Everywhere By a Three Year Old , Comic poem number 445 by Angela Lansbury


 

She's abstract painted everywhere

Up her arms, and into her hair

Over the sofa, on the door

Across the window, on the floor


She climbed high up, using a chair

Finds pencils on the shelf and then

She found a set of marker pens

And paints the walls without a care


Her father made her scrub the floor

He was not cross, but Mum might be

But it's a chore, "Don't let Mum see,"

She scrubbed half off, He said, "Scrub more!"


I text, "To ward off all these hells

You must invest in some small bells

Attach them to her feet or dress,"

"But what's what's she doing? You can't guess!"


Her father sighed and shook his head

"But when we are asleep in bed

Those bells will wake us when they ring

We'd need the bells on everything!"


I said, "You have to teach your child

Before she goes to start a task

Go and find your Mum or your Dad

Before you act, you always ask."


"Yes - she'll ask, may I paint the door

Or maybe, may I kill the frog

May I paint the floor

May I paint the dog?"


Granny, you can teach he

The vital words and sounds

I'll speak to her on zoom, 

Each minute twenty pounds


But you must hold her still

Recite with as well

When will she seek permission?

Only time will tell


Then at bedtime you play it back

The entire recording

Better than a lullaby

And for more rewarding.


Mummy, may I paint the front door?

Dad, may I kill the jumping frog?

Gran, may I paint the kitchen floor?

And may I paint the neighbour's dog?

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Editing observations.

To cut syllables I changed have to into must.

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Friday, February 18, 2022

What can a baby do for you? Comic poem 121



What can a baby do for you?

It cannot talk, that much is true

It can wriggle, it can scream

And smile at some deep, hidden dream


Every new parent wonders why

A baby's first word's just a cry

One day, I hope it's not too late

A baby will communicate


A robot will say if it's happy

Hot or cold, please change my nappy

I'm tired, I am about to die

I'm cross - but have no idea why


I want to sleep

Please go away

I'd like a hug

But not today


I know you

I've seen you before

I like to throw things

On the floor


I like this milk

Now give me more

I do not like this lullaby

I love Mum but do not know why


I like Mum and I like Dad

I like Babygrows and mittens

I like milk and I like kittens

All in all, life isn't bad


I like lying on the floor

When I can walk I'll do much more

What is a spoon for, and a fork?

I can't wait to walk and talk!

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