Showing posts with label Frog. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Frog. Show all posts

Thursday, January 23, 2025

Puzzling Over Past Lives & Reincarnation comic poem 512 by Angela Lansbury

 If I had a past life

I must have done something good

To reincarnate as me

So now I'm acting as I should


I want to be quite sure

I won't come back as a frog

Not even as a dog

Or worse still as a log


Do we really have free will?

Do I know my choice is free?

If I come back as them

Will they come back as me?



I'm sure that my dog loves me

What would he like to be?

Maybe I'll come back as him

Swap. He'll come back as me.

-ends-


Dog and boy

riptionPacksaddle (Kløv på Siberian Husky)
Date13 July 2007, 13:03 (upload date)
SourceOwn work
AuthorPer Harald Olsen (Perhols)

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Sunday, July 21, 2024

Painting Everywhere By a Three Year Old , Comic poem number 445 by Angela Lansbury


 

She's abstract painted everywhere

Up her arms, and into her hair

Over the sofa, on the door

Across the window, on the floor


She climbed high up, using a chair

Finds pencils on the shelf and then

She found a set of marker pens

And paints the walls without a care


Her father made her scrub the floor

He was not cross, but Mum might be

But it's a chore, "Don't let Mum see,"

She scrubbed half off, He said, "Scrub more!"


I text, "To ward off all these hells

You must invest in some small bells

Attach them to her feet or dress,"

"But what's what's she doing? You can't guess!"


Her father sighed and shook his head

"But when we are asleep in bed

Those bells will wake us when they ring

We'd need the bells on everything!"


I said, "You have to teach your child

Before she goes to start a task

Go and find your Mum or your Dad

Before you act, you always ask."


"Yes - she'll ask, may I paint the door

Or maybe, may I kill the frog

May I paint the floor

May I paint the dog?"


Granny, you can teach he

The vital words and sounds

I'll speak to her on zoom, 

Each minute twenty pounds


But you must hold her still

Recite with as well

When will she seek permission?

Only time will tell


Then at bedtime you play it back

The entire recording

Better than a lullaby

And for more rewarding.


Mummy, may I paint the front door?

Dad, may I kill the jumping frog?

Gran, may I paint the kitchen floor?

And may I paint the neighbour's dog?

-ends-

Editing observations.

To cut syllables I changed have to into must.

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Sunday, March 31, 2019

Who Did That?



Who Created The World?
by Angela Lansbury

Who invented the purring cat?
Who invented the barking dog?
The handy horse, donkey, camel?
The grinning goat, stoat, tasty frog?

Who invented large elephants?
The rat, red squirrel, cute dormouse?
The tall giraffe, dead dinosaur -
Both much too big for my small house!

Who made the ant and mosquito?
The snake, and friendly crocodile?
Hungry lions, bears hid in snow?
Parrots whose swearwords make us smile!

I'm sure that we shall find out soon
Who designed the planets and sun
For man's sent rockets to the moon
We've worked out how most things are done

Maybe, in Space, bright folk, like us
But twice as smart, can tell us how ...
Yet watch us silently and wait
Until we're ready - that's not now.
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Copyright Angela Lansbury March 31 2019

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Wednesday, May 2, 2018

The Little Summer Swimmer



The Little Summer Swimmer
by Hazel Nutter

Every morning you can see me take my early morning swim
Later in the grassy shadow, larking in my improvised gym

My family is large - half a dozen brothers and sisters
So when one of them went missing, when young, we hardly missed her

You may sit watching, glad you're human, from your carved and painted log
But I think I'm the lucky one, having been born a frog.
-ends-
2018 MAY 3RD
Hazel Nutter also known as (H) Angela Lansbury

Sunday, June 19, 2016

The Hardest Part of Writing A Poem



Comment to Darren Scanlon who uploaded his poem
The Ballad Of Fred The Frog
on webpage Poets United

Dear Poet

You wrote a funny poem
You wrote a poem to amuse
I must say you succeeded
It blew away my late night blues

I love to read new poems
I feel I've found new friends
Whether a poem's long or short
I'm sorry when it ends

Your poem has inspired me
It's made me want to write
And if I don't write right away
I'll be up half the night

A poem, plus a drawing!
I must say I'm impressed
Quite frankly, now that I'm retired
I struggle to get dressed

The thing I want to ask you
Which bothers me the most
My dear, how do you do it -
How do you upload a post?

Angela Lansbury (annalondon8@gmail.com)