Saturday, December 23, 2023

Hello, Santa, Ho, Ho, Ho comic poem 360 by Angela Lansbury

 Santa's in the shopping mall

Santa in the grotto

Nowadays you have to pay

I wonder what's his motto?


Santa's sleigh isin the high street

Singing and ask for money

So he can give to others

Don't you think that's funny?


You don't tell kids it's make believe

In school or in a church

Don't say it's Mum and Dad who love you

They will leave you in the lurch


I don't know what a Iurch is

But we wear our Santa hats

We don't believe but party

Like the geese we're gettig fat

Fancy Dress at Tanglin Club, Singapore.
HOD toastmasters International club, Chantal, bilingual in French and English, wearing a santa hat, Angela Lansbury in a Xmas jumper. Sent from Chantal. Photo from Angela Lansbury. Copyright.


 We wear our Xmas jumpers

The Americans say sweaters

You can buy one in Asda

And read the ho ho letters


Is it wrong to wear a symbol

Who's got rights to green and red?

A pagan, season symbol

A red hat upon my head


Let's just enjoy the great goodwill

Let's not think too much about it

Worrying might make you ill

So don't worry and don't doubt it.


Christmas is the season

Of presents, sales, and cost

Santa is the symbol

Of goodwill he is the boss


A pagan symbol, dark green holly

Americans opt for candy canes

Oh, well, might was well by jolly

Joyeux anniversaire again..

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