Monday, December 25, 2023

Big Thread, Small Needle comic poem number 363 by Angela Lansbury

 Somewhere in far off China

There's a factory with a beadle

Whose job is to defend

The man who makes sewing needles




Those litle sewing needles

With the tiny eye

Too small for anyone to thread

God alone knows why


One day I'll write a letter

Explaining my complaint

Or maybe I'll do better

In person with poisoned paint


I'll shout and rant, in English

Make holes big enough for thread!

Chase him with sewing scissors

Until one of us is dead.


I think I'll write to someone

About the Nobel prize

It should go to someone

Who makes needles with big eyes


Maybe we'll run all day

Maybe we'll run all night

Or another twenty years

Until we prove who's right.


And I'll go down in history

As pioneering, wise

The courageous sewer

Who fought for bigger eyes.


Maybe I made a mistake

Disregard what I said

Another's worse, or equally bad

Blame the maker of the thread


But I should end positive

Sewers please take heed, all

Who should win the nobel prize

The make of the self-threading needle

Self threading needle. Photo by Angela Lansbury


It solves all the problems

It sets the world to right

I found one, lost in my sewing box

My day's now filled with delight.


-ends-

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