Holey, holey, holey, shame
My green silk vest is full of holes
It looks just like my garden
Dug up by voles or moles
I'll have to go on Amazon
And buy moth repellent pills
I'm feeling very ill
I hope those moths will soon feel ill
Meanwhile I pop clothes in the freezer
Hope my husband never knows
Why the freezer has no food
'cos it's filled up with clothes
I'll spend hours sewing up the holes
And hope no-one can tell
So I can wear my clothes
With such holes I cannot sell
Are they carpet moths or clothes moths?
I really do not care
I'll eliminate all of them
Be really glad when both aren't there
Photo by Angela Lansbury
Moths may look cute like butterflies
But I'm a simple soul
Let them go to heaven elsewhere
And take with them their holes.
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How to tell the difference between carpet and clothes moths.
https://www.xterminate.co.uk/flying-insects/clothes-carpet-moths
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