Saturday, July 2, 2022

Romeo and Juliet Updated. Comic Poem 146 by Angela Lansbury


 

What if Juliet was pregnant

And Romeo was rich

And they had a double wedding

And the other bride was a bitch


And they lived in a grand palace

And all went well, of course,

Until the suspected suicide

When one died during the divorce


But there has to be a sequel

And there has to be a prequel

And you have make things equal

So it starts and ends with twins.

-ends-

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