You're not alone in having odd socks
I, too, have a box of odd socks
I feel so sorry, they look so forlorn
I'm sure they were twins when they were born
But now I am wondering what to do
I've found a few which are nearly new
I know that I'll find the other, one day
After I throw this one away
Sometimes you've thrown the worn sock away
But kept the one which has seen better days
Sometimes one's under the washing machine
Or found inside shoes which needed a clean
There should be a swap box for odd sox online
So you could match your odd socks with mine
You've kept my odd sock from two years ago
Found under your sofa - now we know!
Alas some odd socks have lost their elastic
Some are stained, although made from plastic
Some are shapeless, covered in balls
I can clean them with tape, then they'll wipe down the walls.
Regarding odd socks, one joy I must share
Those who worry like me, those who really care
There's no greater delight, by day or by night
Than sorting odd socks and finding a pair.
I have good reason to not throw away
November 18th will be odd socks day.
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https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Missing_sock
Sock clips
Buying Odd Socks
https://www.amazon.co.uk/Adult-Unisex-Socks-Value-Pairs
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https://www.ebay.co.uk/sch/i.html?_from=R40&_trksid=p2322090.m570.l1313&_nkw=odd+socks&_sacat=0
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