Wednesday, October 22, 2025

Homophones comical poem 678 by Angela Lansbury

 I phoned home with my homophones

Words which homo sapiens says the same

But spells differently, spellers hell

But great for teachers or you're into word games


Let us start with simple letter a

They English grey, USA gray

We pray we won't be anything's prey

But just be gay with friends who are gay


Hamlet said to be or not to be

He was not thinking of a bee

When we went out to have a wee wee

Some say pee, which sounds like pea


You need to see letter c at sea

C turns to s when you add e

I must confess I'm in distress

The English practise practice, a mess in the mess


The letter d appears in dye

You dye cloth black when soneone dies

We all say aye when we agree

And it looks good in our eyes


F and ph both sound the same

Steve, Stefan or Stephen is his name

After the feast of Stephen

Out with Eve on xmas Eve, even-ing


My friend Jorge like gorgeous George 

They gorge food on the gorge

The hair or the heir is in the air

Ere we're here on the weir.

-ends-

Please share links to your favourite poems





There's the flee that flew

When I had the flu

The burnt hankies flew up the flue

There are two of them too

No comments:

Post a Comment