Showing posts with label swimming pool. Show all posts
Showing posts with label swimming pool. Show all posts

Tuesday, April 8, 2025

Holiday Memories & Plans comical poem 549 by Angela Lansbury

Sunwing Hotel, Thailand. Photo by Angela Lansbury.

 I'm dreaming of next holiday

When I can simply laze all day

In the best hotel we'll afford

Where none of us is ever bored


I dream of holidays long past

Prepare for feasting with a fast

I do not need to buy more clothes

Where last year's went, God only knows


And while I think of what might be

My mind hunts through my memory

I censor problems, right wrongs

My mind only plays happy songs


I do not think of hammer toes

I do not think of buzzing mosquitos

I do not think of delays and dirt

Broken limbs, strains, stains, blisters, hurt


The shop sells everything you lack

A hundred things you didn't pack

You need sun glasses, pills, a mac

It's all too heavy to carry back


You have to search through all the tat

For gifts for those who fed your cat

The prices prove which goods are finer

Although worldwide, it's all from China


Think - swim around a swimming pool

Then ice cold drinks will keep me cool

I'll read, how slowly time will pass

We'll sit sunbathing on green grass


Children squeal in a special pool

It's even more fun than their school

Well watch with one eye from afar

Until it's time to call a car


On their big balcony we meet

See sea at sunset, busy street

I'm dressed in white shells, Thail silk best 

Look fine to dine, then huge bed rest


A table by a seaview window

Candles cast a romantic glow

The room's arches, murals, impress

Each server's sparkling national dress


The soup sipped, tasty, names are strange

Fruit colours carefully arranged

I'll take more photos with my phone

Re-live highlights when I get home.


In pictures of tropical lands

The palm trees lean across cream sands

Hammocks sway by cute, painted huts

No fear of falling coconuts


In dreamlands, the tough grass is greener

Distant, dirty streets look cleaner..

'though not as perfect as it seems

The past looks perfect in my dreams.

-ends-

I changed In dreamlands all the grass is greener, which flows well and has lots of sublt irony, but my revised version is more specific. Tough grass (in Singapore). Singapore is cleaner, but uniquely, everywhere else is dirty, apart from Disneyland. And five star hotels. Antywhere you are paying more than 100 dollars a day without food and lodging is clean. 

I changed 'the dirty streets look so much cleaner', adding the word distant.

Good in parts, says my husband. Not the holiday, the poem.

Tuesday, March 11, 2025

How Ava LearnedTo Swim comical poem 531 by Angela Lansbury


1

 Ava sent us all a video

She wanted us to know

That she learns to swim each weekend

She doggy paddles to and fro


2 She has a swimming costume

She chose a pretty patterned pink

She chose a no frills costume

So she can swim sleek and never sink


3 She wears her swimming goggles

And her matching swimming cap

She puts it all on by herself

She's keen and proud of that


4 Where is the lovely swimming pool?

The pool is in a local school

The pool is all a shallow end

Big enough for her and her new best friend


5 First she learned to get in

The water is quite warm

She trusts teacher to guide her

So she cannot come to harm


6 She knows that Dad is watching

And recording her progress

So that all the family

Can re-play her success


7 How long do her lessons last?

Only fifteen minutes

She looks forward to her first lesson

She can't wait to begin it


8 She stands beside the swimming pool

She is very confident and brave

Before she climbs down the ladder

She gives us all a happy wave


9 She holds the board in front of her

Her legs kick up and down

Swimming's easy, water holds you up

Far above the blue tiled ground


10 She swims the whole length of the pool

It's fun but very far

And when it's over she's so tired

That she sleeps in the chugging car


11 We wonder what she's dreaming

When she wakes she is confessing

Can you guess what she was dreaming?

About her next swimming lesson!


12 Her next lesson's twice as long

Teacher said she'd made great progress

She is confident and strong

Swimming is her new success!

(Possible end)


13 She watched a safety video

It warned don't swim far alone at night

In a pool, by day, with lifeguards watching

Is the way to do it right


14 Some people risk deep rivers

Some swim in big waves in the open sea

But in a pool, with a life guard

Is best (safest?) for Mummy, Daddy and me


15 Mummy and daddy and grandparents

All think she looks smart and sweet

Each week she learns something new

Now she's flapping flippers on her feet


16 She starts out swimmg on her front

She looks as natural as a green, swimming frog

She ends up swimming on her back

She's as happy as a grinning, tail-wagging dog.

-ends-

Copyright Angela Lansbury










Tuesday, September 5, 2023

Worse Troubles! comic poem 215 by Angela Lansbury


When the swimming pool water is cold

It's better to remember

Worst troubles at sea

It's colder in snow in December


I look out of my spotted window

And see that it is dismally raining

I could be out there, soaking, hiking

In a pak-a mac, so stop complaining


When you are suffering an itch

Its better to recall

The problems of the very rich

Who fear to lose it all


When your snack's too salty

Or maybe it's too sweet

Give it to the poor insects

The dear things don't care what they eat

Insect in toilet bowl. Photo by Angela Lansbury. Copyright.


You might have constipation

A dead insect's in the toilet bowl

Flushed, it's half gone

Half''s a bit better than whole


Could it have been a cricket?

At first I thought a gecko

Alive, No, dead. I didn't know

Whatever, friends, it had to go!


When you have lost a loving friend

Think of the good things flippantly said

Just think, would you be happier

If both of you were dead?


If you don't like this poem

I'll put things right somehow

Put you out of your misery

By ending it all (the verse) now.


What good have I done today

To make your day and mine worthwhile?

A waste of time, of yours and mine?

No. It's always worthwhile to smile.

-ends- 

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Monday, December 21, 2020

Hearing Children Running And Screaming



 Hearing Children Running And Screaming

by Angela Lansbury


Small children love to jump and run

They won't stay still, running's more fun

They like to push, scream, splash and shout

They zig zag, bump, fall, leap about


They race and fall, parents don't care

Kids knock you down, they like to share

They do not speak if they can shriek

I'll die or go deaf by next week


Save sanity, observe these rules

Don't live beside an infants' school

Don't read beside a swimming pool

Save hearing, bruised limbs, with these tools.


Remember granny's old wise words

Kids look cute, seen, - not raced, nor heard!

I want to speak but hold my breath

I think their Mum and Dad are deaf.

-ends-


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