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Monday, April 20, 2026

Here Is The Barn. Comical Poem Updated From Old Nursery Rhyme 770 By Angela Lansbury

 

Here Is The Barn

Here is old the barn, let's open doors wide,
Let’s all look inside where animals hide. 
Left are the horses, and right are the cows, 
They’re eating dinner and drinking right now. 
They’ll sleep here till night turns into day light. 
When we open doors, they’ll all trot away. 
Out in the pasture, they’ll eat grass and hay. 
Cows will moo loudly, glad horses will neigh.

-Ends-





Here Is The Barn is a secular version of the old nursery rhyme, 

'/Here is the Church, here is the steeple, open the gates and see all the people, Here is the person going upstairs, here is the person saying his prayers.'

The updated version of the poem, The Barn, either the original or my version, is one you can recite to children at dinner in restaurants and coffee shops. It also fills in time and amuses everyone when you are  seated waiting for transport and on long journeys on planes.

What did I change?
Line 1 I added 'old'. I changed 'it; to 'doors'.
Line 2 I deleted 'the' before animals and added 'all'
Line 3 I changed 'here' and 'here' to 'left' and 'right'.
Line 5 I added 'light'
Line 6 I added 'trot'
Line 7 Line 8 I deleted the word 'the' twice, in order to add moo, and glad.
You might prefer the version I originally saw, being simpler, easier to remember, easier to understand for younger children. However, I thought that my version was more visual and therefore clearer and easier to understand.

It really doesn't matter which version you remember, of if you accidentally or deliberately make up another version.

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Strictly speaking, this is a piece of performance poetry. But it is only suitable for close up around a table, or at a bedside. On stage the performers hands would be rahter small, unless enlarged on Zoom, or using a large screen.

Friday, February 23, 2018

The Gunman by Angela Lansbury - a synchronicity poem of karma



The Gunman

By Angela Lansbury

The tried to stop his evil thoughts
Make him recall the good they taught
But no

They called police, then his mother
She was dead. They called his brother
But no

Call his college! - it's in lockdown
They sent marksmen all over town
No luck

They called the nurse, they called a psych
They found crashed cars, a broken bike
He'd gone

They grabbed his phone, found what he said
They were appalled by what he said
The threat

His girlfriend now says she's his ex
She's terrified that she'll be next
Not yet

The windows shut, the doors are barred
What will he do? To guess not hard
Oh no!

They blamed it on his mental health
Thank God he only killed himself
He's dead.
-ends-
Copyright Angela Lansbury 2018 Feb 24

Synchcronicity is a term invented by Carl Young. From the root word chronos, clock or time. Two events synchronize or occur at the same time. Not necessarily cause and effect but appear to have something in common. Chance. 

Also see good lucky, karma, and yanfen.

(Synchronized swimming means swimmers swimming together, like a dance. They might not be swimming together but towards each other or away from each or around in a circle in a co-ordinated way.)

The pattern of each verse echoes the previous one.
The third line has two syllables. The drama.

Coming back to this poem after a year, I am puzzled where to find the synchronicity. 

The drama is the danger. The gunman is about to kill someone. Who will it be?

In the end, he succeeds. However, the danger is over. The good news that the man killed is the killer. The assailant and victim are the same person. Irony. Twist.

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