Showing posts with label Australia. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Australia. Show all posts

Tuesday, July 12, 2022

The Happy Traveller. Comic poem 148 by Angela Lansbury.



 I'm the world's most happy traveller

I've travelled far and near

To the kitchen and the bathroom

Around the world with you, my dear


I've travelled to Australia

Austria, America, Malaysia

To places grander, and seedier

All through Wikipedia


Travelling makes you happier

Travelling makes you greedier

Travelling makes you dishevelled and dappier

Travelling make you needier


You want to travel when you're stuck at home

You want to be home when you're far away

Today you wish it was tomorrow

Tomorrow you'll wish it was today


Travelling makes you wise and proud

Of what you leave, you see, and do

I'm glad to say I've travelled so much -

I can count one country more than you.

-ends-

July 12 2022

Shall I change that to

'I have travelled to one place more than you' ?

Please share links to your favourite poems

Saturday, October 5, 2019

New York and Australia duet




We went for a walk around New York and I said, 
Let’s talk about New York

I said, 'The skyscrapers are a mile high ..!'
But he said, 'You can hardly see the sky!'



I said, ‘This is the place I want to live!’ but he said;
 ‘One of us has to give



'I want to live in Australia, 
the place where I was born

'I want to see the sunset
 in the place where I saw dawn



'You would love koala bears




And you'd love the kangaroos!'








But I said, "And be eaten by crocodiles!
But to you this isn't news.'



Then I was broken hearted 
and we sadly parted

But every year we meet again 
and we repeat the same refrain

I say, “Let’s walk around New York, 
Don’t you love it? Let’s have a talk,’



I say, ‘This is the place I want to live,’
But he says: ‘One of us has to give

'You’re the only thing I lack and 
That’s why each year I come back

'Yes, my dear, I love it here
But I'm going home to the beach and the beer


' 'cos I want to live in Australia,
 The place where I was born

'I’m going back, to see the last sunset, 
In the place where I first saw the dawn.’
...



D'you want to know the moral?
I know that you're not thick

But I assure you others are
Thick as two short planks and a brick

The lover's moral is think before
'Cos war brings love but love brings war 

Before you pick a foreign love
Decide if you're prepared to move

If not, the moral's plain to see
You'll end up single just like me.

I'd be the one who you forget
If it wasn't for the internet 



'I know you've a good memory
But others are a pain

'You tell them once, tell them twice
Then have to tell the story again.'

'Yes, I have a great memory
But I love to hear your voice

'I listen to the same old stories
Old friends don't have a choice

"I'd rather hear about old times
Than hear of other men

'So you tell me about our love
I'll hear it once again.'

We went for a walk around New York and I said, 



'Let’s talk about New York,'

I said, 'The skyscrapers are a mile high ..!'
But he said, 'You can hardly see the sky!'



I said, ‘This is the place I want to live!’ but he said;
 ‘One of us has to give

I have nothing more to say
But can't you meet me half way?

And so we went to London
Met on St Pancras station



But that was neither here nor there
Just a brief vacation


We went for a walk around New York and I said, 

Let’s talk about New York



I said, 'The skyscrapers are a mile high ..!'

But he said, 'You can hardly see the sky!'

'I want to live in Australia, 
the place where I was born

'I want to see the sunset
 in the place where I saw dawn.'

'So you stay there - and I'll stay here
Maybe we'll meet again - next year!'

-ends-
Copyright Angela Lansbury
The penultimate verse sounded like he was about to commit suicide if young or die if old. I decided to give it a happy and humorous ending. The song structure is 'a round'.

Beer photo in Wikipedia under beer article, photo by kgbo.


Internet sculpture in Israel.



Date15 June 2013
SourceDr. Avishai Teicher via the PikiWiki - Israel free image collection project
AuthorDr. Avishai Teicher
Permission
(Reusing this file)
w:en:Creative Commons
attribution
This file is licensed under the Creative Commons Attribution 2.5 Generic license.
Attribution: Dr. Avishai Teicher Pikiwiki Israel


Saturday, May 14, 2016

Today I'm Not One Hundred


100

Today I'm Not One Hundred
by Angela Lansbury

Today I'm not one hundred
I'm a hundred and one!
It's tomorrow in Australia
Wave to my iPad, oh what fun!

My arms are frail, my fingers thin
Don't ask me to shake hands
Don't ask about my future
What's the point of making plans?

I've been sent vouchers for bungee jumping
And balloon trips to Australia
And some kind folks in Switzerland
Have sent discounts on euthanasia

Who are my friends? My dear, all ghosts
Of the past, I hear their laughter
Don't send more money-making priests
With bills, wills - prayers for the hereafter

What have I done? Eaten birthday cake
You ask me where I've been?
Speak up! What? I'm lip-reading -
Did you ask me who I've seen?

You can see all my photographs
Fading faces on the wall
I keep signing books, giving autographs
Getting chocolates, eat them all

You ask me what is the secret
Of living long? So long? Too long?
Like the queen mother, who had health and wealth
Drink bubbly, smile and stagger on

What do I eat? Just mushy stuff
Good teeth soft, not yet rotten
Now what's your name? Tell me again
I've already forgotten

I'd love to hear about your life
Dear, I wish you all the best!
Tell me, is our five minutes up?
I need my commode, a bath, a rest.

You asked if I'm staying queen?
This sign language stuff is hard!
Yes, I'm treated like a queen!
Yes, future kings signed a joint card!
-ends-