Tuesday, March 3, 2026

Cutlery And Kitchen Troubles comical poem 743 by Angela Lansbury

Mismatched cutlery. Photo by Angela Lsnsbury. Copyright.


 If only knives and forks could talk

And say I'm here each time they walk

I carefully buy complete sets

But where I've put them I forget


The saucepans pile up on the floor

Until we can't reach cupboard doors

We both agree we don't need more

He loses lids, and then buys more!


And then we lose the toaster tongs

The bread is stuck, the meal's gone wrong

The toast is cold, I'm getting old

I wish food would do what it's told


We finish clearing, washing up

Too late I find my favourite cup

Why home cook? There's so much to do!

It tastes good, and makes us feel new.

-ends-

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