Sunday, July 13, 2025

The Random Universe Explained comical poem number 616 by Angela Lansbury

Angela Lansbury in Halloween outfit. Selfie photo by Angela Lansbury.

I am not ridiculously poor or rich

I am a trained Toastmaster

I am neither a saint nor a bitch

But my tongue and brains run faster


My husband just asked me

Faster than who, faster than what?

How many brains do you have?

The unsconscious doesn't matter a jot

 

Some people do not understand

Basic things you ought to to know

Although it's good to be thrifty

A little knowledge of statistics


Tells you numbers have no memory

And dice might fall heads or tails

Each time that you throw

Ignoring tears and prayers and wails


When there are cats running about

There are lucky and unlucky mice

Running faster is better

Left, or right? Just run's the best advice


However, on the other hand

Some studies have shown

That movement attracts cats to prey

Hear alarms? Keep quiet, still, alone


Some maladies attack all

Without making selection

And will not reward you

For taking protection


We humans all must die some day

So have some fun along the way

You cannot turn your fate away

But choose good things for your stone to say


Dear grandchildren, I drank coffee

But only in the morning

I gave up eating toffee

I got up when day was dawning


I gave you lots of laughter

Before I waved goodbye

I did give you some small warning

That one day I might die


But please grin and be joyful

At the smart things I would say

Let my good name make you smile

On each mixed, misty and sunny day.

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