How to be the worst man
The worst groom and worst bride
We can all give advice on this
And a lots more beside
How to be the worst website
How to have the worst night
Start by reading the book's last line
How not to lose money, do accounts or write
How not to burn the toast
Or hurt the people you love most
How not to fall off a wall
How not to do anything at all.
There is a simple easy way
To not do any painful task
Stay at home. Don't wear hearing aids
And hide behind a big blue mask.
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