Saturday, June 21, 2025

Tall, Thin Tree, Small Me comical poem 589 by Angela Lansbury

 I often wonder why a tree

Has grown so much taller than me

They lost DNA design tall

So labelled my box, born size small!



I see the gardener with a strimmer

Works to make big trees grow thinner

I can't be cut by the strimmer

I shall have to eat less dinner.


I have a mind, and will, and soul

If being thin is my next goal

Less is more, half makes me feel whole

I do not need to take a poll


The moral is move more, eat less

So I can wear a fitted dress

Right now my dress is a disguise

To hide the pies with lines and lies


The tree is held up by strong roots

My ankles hide in big, wide boots

Wide shoulders, bat wings, business suits

I drink Chapagne, admiring flutes


I'll know the last thing I must do

Stand by the tree and smile at you

When I change shape, now let's begin

And like that tree look tall and slim


However much my kind friends lie

The truthful mirror tells no lie

My bigger clothes fit me again

Shocked people give me seats on trains


My huband will not let me wait

.He says that it's never too late

He's master of my fate and plate

For tea I just ate half a date


Now all is well as you can see

The whole, wide, wild world's nudging me

I'm not shamed by that tall, pine tree

But, like the palm, it's helping me.

-ends-




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