Wednesday, March 12, 2025

My Dreamy Swimming Family (grand-daughter's view) comical poem 532 by Angela Lansbury

 

Granny Angela Lansbury by the swimming pool during Covid in Cashew Heights in Singapore. Copyright Angela Lansbury

My family all learned to swim

At different times from me

When did you learn to swim?

I asked my family


My granny learned on a cruise ship

The sea around was nice

Her parents took her there three times

'cos children paid half price


The cruise ship has a swimming pool

And although it was small

You have people all around

You were always near the wall


She pushed the water with one arm

And then she added two

Then three or four, then some more

It wasn't hard to do


When Granny was expecting Dad

She told hubby, 'Learn to swim

If ever he's in trouble

You will have to rescue him.'


Grandad protested, 'I'm too heavy!'

Granny said, 'That is not true

'cos bigger people learn to swim -

They are heavier than you!'


When he was in a lesson

He copied all the others

Lots of people went to learn

Expecting fathers, and mothers


Later my grandad learned to dive

One day I'll learn that, too

When I am older, four or five

So much to learn and do.


So when I go to sleep at night

When I put my head down

I dream I'm in a swimming pool

And swimming round and round.

-ends-

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