Thursday, March 13, 2025

Bread and Board, Never Bored comical poem number 534 by Angela Lansbury


Sometimes children, and adults, too

Complain that they are feeling bored

They can't be short of things to do

Maybe they simply mean ignored


I've always got too much to do

Thoughts twirling in my busy head

Write poems, paint, try phoning you

Or exercise, lying in bed

Bread made by Trevor Sharot. Photo by Angela Lansbury. Copyright.


If you are short of things to do

Why not try making home-made bread

You need flour, water, oil - and yeast!

Without yeast you will get flat bread

Yeast for baking. Photo by Angela Lansbury. Coyright.


You need to check the recipe

Yours hand-written or theirs online

You'll need to knead, remember salt

Set buzzers, check, that fills up time


First you must go to buy the yeast

Unless sour dough bread is your dream

There's always some new bread to try

Add nuts and seeds, that's my new scheme


Before or after making bread

Invite a new friend to try it

If your bread's not wild success

Compare commercial bread - buy it


First home made bread, like you, might sink

Stay stuck to the base of the pan

Plan to repeat recipes twice  

Before dinner parties, you can


But if your bread does not work well

You'll admire big, sliced, shop-bought bread

Read the long ingredients list

'How do they make that?' in your head


You can try making home made jam

Salted or unsalted butter

Serve your bread hot or serve it cold

Last week's first failure won't matter


The solution is be doing

Not worrying, idly thinking

Not spend time on over-eating

Nor staring into space, drinking


If you've tried something new each day

You'll have a lot of tales to tell

Of how you first failed, got it right

Explain how others do it well


Next time you get to taste good bread

Or see it sit on a wood board

You'll think, 'Did they add sugar, salt?'

I guarantee, you'll not be bored.

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