Wednesday, March 27, 2024

Who Needs Another Name? comic poem 394 by Angela Lansbury


An Indian said, 'I have one name

And all my tribe are just the same

Why do I need a second name?'

Aghast, I hurried to explain

I've researched and it seems to me
One name reflects your pedigree
The other your personality
Or what your family want it to be.
Wiki picture of twins


I think a dog needs just one name

But if you add the family name

On it's dog collar, or a picture frame

Is lost and found just the same?


I really don't know how to begin

How would you name, if you had twins?

Like the Chinese, call them one and two

Number one son? Yes that would do.


We like to add a family name

When a child is lost at the airport

We can call the name of the mother

That is just my first, and second thought


Historically they passed a law

To change from one name as before

So they could tax, count folks, find more

No second, same name, on the door


A million Mohammeds, a million Patels

Would cause lots of confusion

And lots of Mister Wongs in Hong Kong

Checking passports, no conclusion


In the modern world you see

You need two names, don't you agree

Don't end up all confused, like me

But have your own identity


But you will have a better life

If husband shares a name with wife

A proud family, share a name

Children and parents, just the same


Then strangers say, I knew your mother

I know your father

I've met you brother

Was she your sister? How we've missed her!


And if you do not like your name

Or want to escape your reputation

You have a second name to use

Did you like my explanation?


Did I fulfil your expectation?

A second name reveals your nation

You can copy the name of a film star

Add another name, you'll go far.


-ends-

Copyright Angela Lansbury 27 March Wed 2024

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