Friday, September 10, 2021

My Phone And My Rule



 My Phone 

by Angela Lansbury


You are never alone

With a mobile phone

It's the link between

Yourself and your home


It's like a mother which minds your day

You panic when it goes astray

I might never find it again

My God - have I left it on the train!


I tell my family, "I think I've lost it!"

They snap, "Not again! Empty your pockets!"

No luck. "Then empty out your bag.

Why d'you have two tote bags, like an old hag!


"You do this to us, every time

Why don't you remember where you put it!

I'm not going to help you out again

This time you go back and look for it 


I regret that the whole world would agree

That most of my troubles are caused by me

I make the whole world grumpty and cross

As I lurch through the day with loss after loss


But now I'm a granny so I can teach

And demonstrate, show, tell and preach

"Knot every knot, tie every lace

And make sure each item's in its home place


Don't live you live a crumpled mess

Know your phone number, your hotel's address

List what you packed in your suitcase

So you can win life's potholed race.

-ends-

Written at Swanwick, Writers Summer School.


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