Babies are very expensive
They need burials if they die
But need nappies if they live
Powdered milk costs, you wonder why
Children are very expensive
They need to follow school rules
The right colours, hats and ties
Wear uniforms, use school tools
Weddings are very expensive
The bride's all important dress
Invitations embossed in gold
Nothing but the very best
Old folk are expensive
The cost of walking frames
You wonder why, they need pills
If they ate right, they're not to blame.
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