Showing posts with label Shakespeare. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Shakespeare. Show all posts

Saturday, June 21, 2025

A Short Sonnet comical poem 590 by Angela Lansbury

 


I write a poem every day

Hundreds of poems in a year

More thoughts, the verses race away

More pages, more to print - and pay!


Good speakers don't go over times

They plan their speech and watch the clock

Poets can't keep on adding rhymes

Fit each verse inside a text box

William Shakespeare, whose works include Shakespearean sonnets.


How can I make my poem fit?

Like Shakespeare's, neatly on a page?

A sonnet! For five minutes sit

And make that pattern my thought's stage


Three verses, a final couplet

Simple, anyone can do it.

Tuesday, February 25, 2025

The Joys of London's Underground Trains comical poem 520 by Angela Lansbury


 Brunel statue, Paddington station.

The trains are travelling round and round

The underground with their roar-in sound

The passengers are running up and down

The escalators to the underground


I love the hand-written signs

Which joke and meet and greet

And the kind souls who smile

And keenly offer me their seat


The posters give me information

Something new on every station

There's Sherlock Holmes, and Shakespeare, too

The Elizabeth line which shines brand new


With lifts which keep grandma beside

As escalator passengers ride

The safe glass doors, wide corridors

One of London's new joys for sure.


When overhead you might see rain

Waiting for buses in cold's a pain

Brunel's statue on the overground

Even more to see if you take the lift down.


Sherlock wears a deerstalker hat

I wonder if he has a map?

I'm sure he'll smile and never frown

If he finds himself on the Underground.

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Sunday, April 17, 2022

What is an iambic pentameter? (Comic Poem number 132)

 



A pentameter is five pairs, five pairs

Just like a dining table with ten chairs



Five children have five pairs of hands, and feet



Five pairs of diners, so ten meet to eat





I am sure you want to know the truth, trust me

I was asked by a friend this week, at last

I've penned up all my knowledge from the past

But now I'm sure my time has come to speak


I'm sure you know duo / duet means two

You know bicycles have two wheels, not more



A tricycle has three wheels, triads - three

And triplets ride trikes with three wheels, yes three



Quadrangle have four angles at four points

Quadruplets have four times the food and fun



The Pentagon has five sides, we're quite near



A pentameter, five metres - we're done.



A human foot has ten toes, so a foot

In poetry or drama, is a verse

Used by the king, villain or chief or boss

The royals speak with rhythm sounding grand



In Shakespeare you can hear the strong heartbeat

'I am the king who rules the wilful waves

I stand, declaim, and claim, this throne, my seat

Behead the wives, beat slaves and kill the knaves


A hero, or anti hero has visions

To be or not to be has a strong beat

Count your beats, like Hamlet, make decisions

Two lots of four or five, your line's complete. 



It's sort of, not quite, no, that can't be right

Poetic feet have two syllables so a pentameter has ten

A meter's just a measure, rhythm, tight -

Maths wasn't my strong point, let's start again



Trochees stamp on first beats, iambic - two

Trochees have a marching sound, dum dee dum

Iambic sounds more like a flowing sea

Iambic flows on, like waves, leaves on trees.


Pentameter have ten beats in five pairs

Iambic like 'I am', stamps on beat two

The emphasis on second syllable 

Just count beats, it's easy for you to do:


You can if you wish use the useful bold

I dare say you could also under line

Or try Italics if that system helps you

I keep on changing systems all the time


The pentagon has five sides I recall

Ten syllables is easier than eight

Short lines to cut can drive you up the wall

For poems, long pentameters are great.


Unstressed, then stressed, unstressed then stressed

Iambic, oh no, oh woe is me. I feel undressed

Unstressed, then stressed, unstressed, then stressed

I was stuck, but now, I am happy, I am impressed.



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You can also write songs in six beats and four to make ten syllables per line, as in the Bee Gees' song, First Of May.

Sunday, June 21, 2020

A Poem For Those Who Protest They Hate Poetry



If you don't like no poetry
Turn away, say it's not for me
Poets are from both far and near
From Pam Ayers to revered Shakespeare

There's Keats, we quote him all the time
Red as a rose and Auld Lang Syne
Don't go on a poet's diet
Keep fit with couplets, just try it

Try writing couplets, laugh out loud
Yes, quickly entertain a crowd
If you hate songs and poetry
Happy birthday, not you, just me.
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copyright Angela Lansbury 2020 June 22

About the Author Of This Post, Angela

Angela Lansbury, travel researcher/writer and photographer, author and speaker. 

Author of Wedding Speeches & Posts, Etiquette for Every Occasion, Quick Quotations, Who Said What When?

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