Some brides are never satisfied
Unless they arrive in a surprise
A bike, a bus, a camel ride
A gold cart and much more beside
She wears something blue, lots of white
The dress is heavy, head is light
Her mum thinks she's a pure delight
Admire or envy, what a sight
No ex boyfriends filled with lust
Cameras and videos you trust
Arrive early, not late, no rush
And speeches which won't make you blush
Everything should look enticing
Wedding cake with thick white icing
The wedding cake is filled with fruit
The groom wears a hired morning suit
Should you respect the soon to spouse
Should they respect contract and house
Can you take seriously the vows
Of someone dressed as Mickey Mouse
You want the bride to look her best
Not spill red wine on her white dress
The cake the best bakers could make
Don't carry and drop tiered wedding cake
Don't drive away or fly away
Stay in the same hotel today
The bridal suite - no-one let in
An apple pie bed is a sin
Cancel because the food is fish
The groom's Mum wants hog as the dish
A priest who's green, fat as a frog
A ring on a pillow brought by dog
I was witness on a cruise ship
Glad my couple had no blip
Recite the vows, remember it?
His fifth wedding, he made no slip
Make sure all's the best it could be
A happy day we all agree
For there is more joy yet to be
One and happy one makes three.
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